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Babe, wake up! The Chelsea highlights against Tottenham are out #CFCTOT #DownloadStadianityPal
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BREAKING: A Train carrying high-level european officials, including Boris Johnson and an adviser to Chancellor Merz, hit by a Russian drone close to Polish border.
No one is believed to have been killed.
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Russian drone hit locomotive of a Kyiv-Warsaw passenger train ~2km from Polish border; no injuries after warning. Separate special train with Boris Johnson, Merz adviser and officials nearby was briefly evacuated as precaution but not hit.
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Following their Emmy win for Outstanding Animated Program, South Park is making a big change. Creators Trey Parker & Matt Stone announce:
“Inspired by the bravery and patriotism of Apple and Google, we are changing the name of South Park to SOUTH AMERICA. We especially want to thank our parent company Paramount -- a Skydance Capitulation.”
The 29th Season of the award-winning series will premiere Wednesday, September 16th, at 10pm ET/PT on Comedy Central.
New episodes will be available to stream on Paramount+ around the world, with next-day availability in the U.S., Canada and Australia.
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“Roight, we'll get the 10.38 from Doncaster, straight down to Dover, to take our freedom back. Wear balaclavas. And black. We’ll meet up outside the station.. that way we can get a Super Family Day Saver... Colin, if anybody asks, we’re married and Trevor’s 14.”
“Why balaclavas, Graham?”
"Fucks sake Col, no civilian names!"
"Sorry Gra.. I mean, 'Dark Patriot', why balaclavas?"
“Cos we’re super proud of our beliefs n'that… But we don’t want anybody to see our faces.”
“And why black?”
“..Cos it’s slimming, Trevor.”
"erm.."
"What?"
“Well, ..won’t we look like a load of incel, cos-playing ninja fuckwits, with the IQ of soup?”
“Erm… [mumble]… stop the boats… freedom…n'that”
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Everton’s TikTok admin are having a blinding season tbf 🔥 @Everton @markgoldbridge
Love the fact that the cheese eating surrender monkeys are going to war with Russia to prove they hate us more. J’adore le winos
« L’Angleterre a toujours été, est et sera notre ennemie éternelle » : le Royaume-Uni, cible numéro un de la haine russe. →l.lefigaro.fr/WnM0
