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Babe, wake up! The Chelsea highlights against Tottenham are out #CFCTOT #DownloadStadianityPal
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BREAKING: A Train carrying high-level european officials, including Boris Johnson and an adviser to Chancellor Merz, hit by a Russian drone close to Polish border.
No one is believed to have been killed.
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Russian drone hit locomotive of a Kyiv-Warsaw passenger train ~2km from Polish border; no injuries after warning. Separate special train with Boris Johnson, Merz adviser and officials nearby was briefly evacuated as precaution but not hit.
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Following their Emmy win for Outstanding Animated Program, South Park is making a big change. Creators Trey Parker & Matt Stone announce:
“Inspired by the bravery and patriotism of Apple and Google, we are changing the name of South Park to SOUTH AMERICA. We especially want to thank our parent company Paramount -- a Skydance Capitulation.”
The 29th Season of the award-winning series will premiere Wednesday, September 16th, at 10pm ET/PT on Comedy Central.
New episodes will be available to stream on Paramount+ around the world, with next-day availability in the U.S., Canada and Australia.
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“Roight, we'll get the 10.38 from Doncaster, straight down to Dover, to take our freedom back. Wear balaclavas. And black. We’ll meet up outside the station.. that way we can get a Super Family Day Saver... Colin, if anybody asks, we’re married and Trevor’s 14.”
“Why balaclavas, Graham?”
"Fucks sake Col, no civilian names!"
"Sorry Gra.. I mean, 'Dark Patriot', why balaclavas?"
“Cos we’re super proud of our beliefs n'that… But we don’t want anybody to see our faces.”
“And why black?”
“..Cos it’s slimming, Trevor.”
"erm.."
"What?"
“Well, ..won’t we look like a load of incel, cos-playing ninja fuckwits, with the IQ of soup?”
“Erm… [mumble]… stop the boats… freedom…n'that”
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Everton’s TikTok admin are having a blinding season tbf 🔥 @Everton @markgoldbridge
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Real Betis admin ate with this video, this is the funniest video I have seen all day😂
More admins should be more creative. Pawpaw even made it in
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Congratulations to the entire cast and crew of The Odyssey for becoming the highest grossing R-rated movie of all time. That is one helluva car.
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There now follows a party election broadcast by the Count Binface Party, And if I do say so myself, it's a banger. #VoteBinface #Clacton
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The reason why the name Muhammad tops the list of boys’ names is very simple. This is a long post to explain it because some people struggle to understand basic maths.
Imagine 10 boys are born in a town:
3 boys are from Muslim families.
7 boys are from non-Muslim families.
The 3 Muslim families choose different spellings of the same name:
1 boy: Muhammad
1 boy: Mohammed
1 boy: Mohammad
That’s 3 different boys with the same name spelt differently.
The other 7 boys are:
1 boy: Noah
1 boy: Leo
1 boy: Luca
1 boy: Theo
1 boy: Oliver
1 boy: Ethan
1 boy: Elijah
The name Muhammad appears as the most common. It does not mean that most boys have that name.
In this example, 7 out of 10 boys are still not named Muhammad.
In reality, around 5,000 children are named Muhammad out of roughly 220,000 boys born.
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Return of the Metro? MG has revealed the British-designed Go concept as a first look at its Renault 5 rival coming next year 🔋 buff.ly/z3slIOX
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Krishnan Guru-Murthy, "Resigning now puts a halt to the inquiry that could have seen Nigel Farage suspended for failing to declare his £5m gift"
"It forces a by-election now before the truth has been established about that money, and any other gifts or donations"
"Such as those revealed over the weekend from a convicted fraudster"
"But if re-elected the Standards Inquiry resumes and another by-election could be forced anyway"
"The other parties are saying they won't indulge this contest"
"And it looks like the only serious opposition Mr Farage faces could come from Count Binface"
@CountBinface 👏 This is yours for the taking
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