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Hold up. They can still work me after they die? Goodbye employee health insurance argagagagaga
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Hawk tuah... *sigh* I hate brownies and cookies with my acquaintance Perch Perkins, who cares to put the dunce cap on reading a new Book Come Home America!
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🚨BREAKING: hundreds of fish are rioting in parts of Bikini Bottom due to lack of council activity. They are attacking and destroying property all over Bikini Bottom. The BBPD has mandated curfews in certain areas where the riots are being taken place.
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BREAKING: Mr. Krabs has been declared dead and will no longer appear in episodes of SpongeBob SquarePants.






























