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Central Massachusetts
Joined July 2021
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Ilhan Omar chose Somalian Jihad music as the soundtrack to her latest video. This song is literally about using Allah's power to conquer your enemy's land and humiliate them. You can find the lyrics yourself here: genius.com/Ilkacase-qays-nim…
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Men in an office setting who weirdly treat their female employees better than the male ones? Many such cases!
No way Ethan was planning and paying for his sides chicks bday party and the crew are upset about it. How obvious were they ? 💀🚨👀
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Many such cases, 'For out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaketh."
Replying to @Logo_Daedalus
It’s incredible— just openly confessing in the guise of a bit while your mistress is right there & playing along with it as if it isn’t the truth. The levels of dramatic irony are something any artist should study here. This is the sort of scene you want in a contemporary film.
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Toddler life
🤖 Made with AI
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I think we underestimate how many people have no friends
Every time an H3 podcast clip shows up on my timeline I am baffled anyone watched it Why are there 15 people mic’d up…why is no one saying anything remotely worth while…why don’t they just cut the dead air…how was this sustainable for years lmao
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those fact-checking sites like Politifact during the 2016 election were incredible
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My favorite thing about wacky GOP antics from the Obama era is that every single thing your insane conservative uncle predicted at Thanksgiving 2011 came true. - They ARE using your money for Abortions - They ARE pushing the gay on Children - The illegals/foreigners ARE stealing jobs - New York City IS ruled by Islamo-Marxists - The debt IS exclusively welfare fraud
Democrats: “Why cant Republicans be respectable & civil like they were in 2012 with McCain and Romney?” Republicans in 2012:
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I dont see how scumbags sitting around and yapping about gossip and their algorithm *doesnt* end in shady controversy
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Imagine thinking DINK-dom is better than this
No sweeter feeling as a father to hear this reaction from your kids
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Notice how foreign the music sounds against the backdrop, as if it would be more at home in a crowded bazaar with guys riding mopeds with goats on the back
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Every single demo like this that curses my algorithm is the work of lonely tech guys creating Frankenstein's monster just to simulate the littlest amount of attention (at minimum) of a real human woman.
please listen to dessa. i have never heard anything artificial that sounded so… human. if you ever doubted that human-ai-relationships were going to be a thing. well. this snippet will convince you otherwise.
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𝖲𝗈𝗆𝖾 𝗈𝖿 𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝖻𝖾𝗌𝗍 𝗆𝖾𝗆𝗈𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗌 𝗈𝖿 𝖼𝗁𝗂𝗅𝖽𝗁𝗈𝗈𝖽 𝖺𝗋𝖾 𝖿𝗋𝗈𝗆 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀𝗌 𝗅𝗂𝗄𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌. ✨✨
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Call your Mom ‼️
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These guys were there when Spongebob was at his lowest... never seen him call them after... never seen them in another episode hanging out. Is Spongebob the fakest friend in Bikini Bottom?
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John 15:10 and Colossians 2:12 convinced me that my being a baptist was unacceptable
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1 in 5 men turn extremely overtly homosexual under the influence of alcohol
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(Its never after Romans 8 or before Romans 10)
A Calvinist When the Pastor says “Go to Romans 9”
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Ten nights where you avg 4 hours of sleep each night are MORE than made up for when your baby does something like this:
You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a baby with no teeth, no job, and no idea who Barbara Ann is absolutely losing their mind to “Ba ba ba, ba Barbara Ann!” by The Beach Boys! 😂🎶
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Two of the most awesome defenders of the Alamo were probably Crockett's men, and either could have been Crockett himself.
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Christians should be people known for their prayer and their speech. Outsiders should be able to tell that somebody is a Christian based on the way that they are behaving.
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