Cajun potato | trans ally | trains ally | looking for my hacker husband and/or wife | cat dad | Red Bull enjoyer | likes breaking embedded systems | engineer
Stuck on the beltway, VA
Joined January 2016
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Oh fuck he’s posting in Latin on Twitter. Were so back.
Hac intellegentiae artificialis aetate, urgens fit humanam artem ab iis distinguere, quae machinis efficiuntur. Ars enim et ea, quae machina ex innumeris alienis imaginibus statisticae ope computationis generare potest, ontologice, prius etiam quam aesthetice, inter se differunt. Algorithmis humani deest favilla. Quapropter Ecclesia cum artificibus et humani cultus institutis foedus renovare cupit: foedus scilicet ad humanum custodiendum.
Not saying Tim is at fault but it’s a little sus he released this after I got a layoff notice.
This week on the podcast, we talk with James Terrebone @SpudSecurity about the cybersecurity industry and hiring.
Podcast: cables2clouds.com/2129055/ep…
YouTube: youtu.be/1Iob99tgLg0?si=FsBs…
Republicans do a lot of ghoulish shit but I’m genuinely astounded by this. Has Vivek not spent more than 5 seconds Googling Amy’s abuse by her stepdad or is he just this much of a horrific human being?
Sam Altman, Elon Musk, and everyone who enabled this bullshit need to be in fucking prison.
"Speculative data center debt is being repackaged and sold to pension and retirement funds, university endowments, and other institutional investors in a manner eerily reminiscent of the subprime bubble."
ourfinancialsecurity.org/res…
Y’know. I’m actually kinda glad I’m being laid off right as this new vulnerability comes out.
Just day drinking and watching the world implode.
Some bullshit I expect @Lamp_Sec to fucking write or something.
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Caffeine only damages the hearts of those who are evil and wicked. If you are pure of heart no energy drink will harm you
I promise you this is worth reading 10/10
The black rifle coffee alpha male takes a sip from his thermos and looks out from the bunker to the battlefield, it’s hell out there. “Perfect” He thinks
He adjusts the sights on his custom-built 16-inch 6mm ARC AR-15 with a Proof Research carbon-fiber barrel, JP Enterprises silent captured spring system, and a Geissele Super Dynamic Enhanced two-stage trigger. He picked it because the trigger felt smooth against his $350 carbon fiber combat gloves, and the alloy magazines were 20 grams lighter against his $2200 Kevlar vest.
He mindlessly feels at his tactical pouch, he has a 10 year supply of testosterone cypionate in it, just in case the pharmacies get hit. He smirks, “Daddy needs his combat fuel.” He’s been on TRT for 7 years, his testes have cobwebs on them.
He steps out of the bunker, he’s spent years training for this moment, doing weighted carries, getting “don’t tread on me” tattoos, bow hunting, having a beard.
“It’s fuckin showtime.” He announces.
Just then he feels something lightly tap his leg. He glances down. It’s a 17 dollar drone off temu. It has a decal on it.
“Is that… hentai?”
His legs are blown smooth off.
12 miles away in a disgusting room illuminated only by the degenerate glow of purple LED strip lighting, a 17 year old leans back in his cum stained gamer chair. He’s grown so frail and sickly his friends and family keep mistaking him for Asmongold.
He grabs another 30mg vyvanse and washes it down with a cold chicken nugget.
“GG faggot”
He’s killed 500 men.
Group chat in tatters because it wasn’t me being forced-fem
🔴 CAMPAÑA DE FLÁVIO BOLSONARO ESTÁ UTILIZANDO INTELIGENCIA ARTIFICIAL PARA CAMBIAR LA APARIENCIA DE SUS SEGUIDORES
Manipulación digital de sus actos, donde adherentes habrían sido transformados en mujeres.
Sería una alteración deliberada de la imagen pública de sus seguidores.
Los monarcas de las redes sociales y de la IA están atentando contra la democracia.
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Hey Mr Dihh @dhh they're saying ur breedable in the quotes
Depressed. Questioning my self-worth and whether I’ll ever have things like stability and love or is this divine punishment for my past sins.
At least there’s trains and books.
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TMZ: AOC tries Culver’s for the first time while campaigning in Michigan
“My life has changed.”
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The graphic got me in tears
Why you should hire Spud for your company:
- extensive knowledge in multiple security fields including SOC/IR, Incident Management, Threat Hunting/Insider Threat, Threat intelligence, engineering and more.
- over 12 years of experience in tech with nearly a decade of that in cyber
- Spare time I’m active in multiple local cybersecurity groups and regularly attend industry conferences even on my own dime.
- tinkers with electronics in my spare time including Embedded systems.
- very friendly and lovable
- long, tan, handsome
- has a cool cat
- loves trains
> gets new job
> loves new job
> 4 months into job
> "Hey Spud I’m giving you a heads up but we’re laying off contractors. You have a few weeks"
So anyway if anyone knows of anyone hiring for Threat Intelligence, Insider Threat, Incident Response/Management or any related engineering roles please let me know.