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Halo, Donkey Kong Country, and Spurs basketball. I got a big ass head.

Joined July 2025
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Bro got beat so bad he didn’t even try calling it rigged
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The NBA is now the Nonbinary Basketball Association please move accordingly
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republicans lost so bad roman reigns gonna have to give up his dentures
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Kurt Angle gives advice to somebody who just came out the closet: “I just want to encourage you to be yourself and your olympic hero says it’s okay to suck sometimes” LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO
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DROP AND GIVE ME 20 PRONOUNS
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It's now the Gay of Hormuz
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you just created a million malfoid skywalkers
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The San Antonio Spurs will win a basketball game tonight. Fuck ICE Free Palestine James Talarico and Gina Hinojosa flipped Texas Blue donald trump is a pedophile
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Hasan Piker's midterm election stream is currently the 2nd most viewed broadcast in the country with 210,000 live viewers He is behind only NBC's Steve Kornacki
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ITS CALLED TWITTER NOW
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UPDATE: El-Sayed won by 7.
Gimme three months and his golf buddies in Florida wouldn’t even vote for him. I’ll smoke him by 7. Bet on it.
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We’re putting you in the zoo bitch
I hope everyone is learning Arabic.
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election map tn looking like an amen thompson shooting chart😭😭
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GOOD MORNING TEXAS! Shakira law is now in effect. Please report to your local transgender reassignment surgery stations. Litter boxes will be provided, if one is needed. Weed is complimentary. ITS A GOOD DAY TO BE A TEXAN!
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Gimme three months and his golf buddies in Florida wouldn’t even vote for him. I’ll smoke him by 7. Bet on it.
🚨BREAKING: Republicans' odds to flipping the Michigan US Senate seat JUMP OVERNIGHT. Michigan - 2026 US Senate 🟥Mike Rogers 44.3% (+3.7) 🟦Abdul El-Sayed 40.6% Polling average via Pollsmax.com. Abdul El-Sayed has become the Democratic frontrunner, and compared to his primary opponents—Mallory McMorrow and Haley Stevens—he performs by far the worst against Mike Rogers. If El-Sayed ends up being the nominee, Republicans will be the heavy favorites to flip Michigan's US Senate seat later this year.
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Paying attention to who’s upset at work tomorrow
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we created a million charlie kirks and none of them voted
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