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My personal tierlist of every pokemon has been updated! It now includes all of the DLC pokemon in gen 9, and also all of the gigantamax forms.
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CNN: Eileen Laubacher (D) wins Colorado’s 4th congressional district, defeating Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO).
🟦Democratic flip
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The breakneck race to destroy *any* connection to a shared or objective reality is one of the most repulsive things going on right now in tech
You WILL be alienated from every other human on earth. You WILL be embalmed in your own delusions, and you’ll pay us $20/month for it
Microsoft has filed a patent for an AI system that could rewrite what people say during livestreams in real time. It could change words depending on who's watching, taking into account their age, location, and language.
The idea is to clean up broadcasts by removing filler words, censoring swearing, or even replacing certain words.
The AI could also adjust the speaker's lip movements so viewers wouldn't notice anything had been changed.
God damnit… we still got work to do
Here's the clip in HD because it's looking like we'll be using it a lot
Jon Ossoff doesn't support the Green New Deal, he doesn't support Medicare for All, he doesn't support Abolishing ICE
He voted to fund ICE, and to give them the power to jail anyone without due process
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President Trump explains that if you’re Poor it’s because you didn’t Buy Stocks:
60 Minutes: “Your Net Worth went up 3 billion dollars”.
Trump: “So did everyone’s”.
60 Minutes: “My net worth didn’t go up 3 billion dollars”.
Trump: “You should have had stock”.
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I am scared I will soon not be able to see Mario again. However, I promise that until that day arrives, I will always be here, posting Mario facts. Thank you all so much for your support through the years.
You weren’t gonna beat Talarico bro just hang it up
Republicans forgot how to win elections. It took arrogance to shrink the coalition while running unlikable candidates with bad personal character, writes @JohnCornyn
on.wsj.com/4iY6xKg
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at least the cybertruck gave us this quote from a 2025 WIRED profile of various owners
wired.com/story/owning-a-cyb…
Tesla will wind down Cybertruck production around mid-2027, CEO Elon Musk says, after years of persistently weak sales for a futuristic model once touted as a rival to legacy pickup trucks. nbcnews.com/tech/tech-news/t…
Bold move to assume you’ll be the one leading the senate you rat bastard
NEW: Chuck Schumer is preparing to lead the Senate with a network of former aides lobbying for private equity—including two former policy chiefs and his top health adviser. Their clients include Blackstone, Apollo, and the industry’s top trade group. readsludge.com/2026/11/06/th…
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Life's a casino.
Check out the official theme song cinematic for JOHN GLEEP, and you better be all in when the game launches ON NOVEMBER 11TH 🛸
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Annie Andrews now holds a seat that was occupied by John C. Calhoun, Benjamin "Pitchfork" Tillman, and Strom Thurmond.
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Can someone please explain to me the appeal behind the zelda games? I never understood it tbh
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BREAKING: South Carolina Senator-elect Annie Andrews says she will NOT vote for Chuck Schumer for Senate majority leader, calling for generational change.
That makes at least SIX incoming Democratic senators who have said they won’t support him.
Let’s go.
I give it three episodes before they accidentally leak matters of national security
Listen to the first full episode of CENTCOM's new podcast "Inside CENTCOM" — out now on podcast platforms or on YouTube: youtube.com/@centcom
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