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I shitpost about competitive pokemon and also talk about Bug Fables a lot. | B.S in Chemistry | 23 | 💜💜💜@pod_nuzlocking💜💜💜 | Private acc: @Squaredash_priv

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Joined April 2021
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CNN: Eileen Laubacher (D) wins Colorado’s 4th congressional district, defeating Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO). 🟦Democratic flip
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I DON'T want a Trump-approved Democratic house majority leader. Do you?
Trump: Chuck Schumer is actually not a bad guy. I know him.
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The breakneck race to destroy *any* connection to a shared or objective reality is one of the most repulsive things going on right now in tech You WILL be alienated from every other human on earth. You WILL be embalmed in your own delusions, and you’ll pay us $20/month for it
Microsoft has filed a patent for an AI system that could rewrite what people say during livestreams in real time. It could change words depending on who's watching, taking into account their age, location, and language. The idea is to clean up broadcasts by removing filler words, censoring swearing, or even replacing certain words. The AI could also adjust the speaker's lip movements so viewers wouldn't notice anything had been changed.
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President Trump explains that if you’re Poor it’s because you didn’t Buy Stocks: 60 Minutes: “Your Net Worth went up 3 billion dollars”. Trump: “So did everyone’s”. 60 Minutes: “My net worth didn’t go up 3 billion dollars”. Trump: “You should have had stock”.
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Not to get too political, but do any red states have BBQ that competes with blue states?
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I am scared I will soon not be able to see Mario again. However, I promise that until that day arrives, I will always be here, posting Mario facts. Thank you all so much for your support through the years.
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Lurantis' new fit
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at least the cybertruck gave us this quote from a 2025 WIRED profile of various owners wired.com/story/owning-a-cyb…
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Life's a casino. Check out the official theme song cinematic for JOHN GLEEP, and you better be all in when the game launches ON NOVEMBER 11TH 🛸
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Annie Andrews now holds a seat that was occupied by John C. Calhoun, Benjamin "Pitchfork" Tillman, and Strom Thurmond.
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Can someone please explain to me the appeal behind the zelda games? I never understood it tbh
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BREAKING: South Carolina Senator-elect Annie Andrews says she will NOT vote for Chuck Schumer for Senate majority leader, calling for generational change. That makes at least SIX incoming Democratic senators who have said they won’t support him. Let’s go.
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They were supposed to be killing someone on live TV next month btw lol
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Just called my British wife breathtaking.
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🚨 NEW | Sen. Cory Booker declines to back Chuck Schumer for Senate Majority Leader.
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A young man at our town hall asked if I was pushing class warfare. I told him: “We already have class warfare in this country — billionaires are waging war on the rest of us.”
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Mehdi Hasan: “You know what I think the Democrats should do? First, get rid of the filibuster in the Senate. Making Washington, D.C. and Puerto Rico states and adding four Senators should be priorities. Fixing the Supreme Court that was totally rigged by Donald Trump. You’re up against a fascist authoritarian movement. You must use every lever of power available to you to fight back. What happened to holding the high ground is that a convicted felon who incited an insurrection was re-elected in 2024 and he came to office and unleashed a racist militia that killed American citizens on the street”
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This is why Republicans lost every statewide office and the State House in Georgia. I’m trying to lower your bills and you guys are asking me where I’m going to pee.
Replying to @bentleyforus
@bentleyforus which bathroom will you be using at the Capitol?
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The best argument against democracy is a two hour drive through rural michigan
Michigan's election results map has looked like this for as long as I can remember. It will forever piss me off that so few metro areas seal the results of an entire state.
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