🇵🇹🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿. @TootsVSTheWorld 👰🏾 It’s Stacey with an E & I hate every type of reality TV. Views are my own.

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Joined July 2009
Sterling Archer 🇵🇹 retweeted
Boy you doing too much talking and not enough begging to get her back.
My ex had a morning wood ritual and I haven't found anyone since who does it… Every morning without fail, she'd wake up, feel me against her, and whisper “presenting for inspection?” in this fake formal voice. Then she does this thing where she slowly pull the covers down, look at it, and either say “APPROVED” or “needs work.” If it was “approved” she'd take care of me immediately. If it was “needs work” she'd make me earn it by going down on her first. I never knew which one I'd get. Sometimes I was already throbbing and she'd still say “needs work” just because she wanted my mouth. I miss the unpredictability. The teasing. Current dating scene feels like everyone just grabs it mechanically or ignores it. She made it fun.
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'he's still fat' is frying me 😂😂😂
Genuinely nothing else to talk abt apparently cos this should’ve been dun from the first day, he’s still fat are they gonna keep this until he aint or???
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Has he considered suicide?
friend just called me asking for advice because his gf wants to break up after she had a miscarriage and he wouldn’t go to the hospital with her because he stayed up late playing deadlock the night before and wanted to sleep
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There’s not 1 good reason why we shouldn’t execute people like this. Nobody can change my opinion.
FORMER MET POLICE OFFICER JAILED FOR LIFE AFTER RAPING TWO VICTIMS INCLUDING A CHILD UNDER 13 – SENTENCE LATER INCREASED TO MORE THAN 17 YEARS A former Metropolitan Police officer who repeatedly raped two victims, including a child under the age of 13, has been jailed for life after being convicted of a string of horrific sexual offences. Cliff Mitchell, 24 at the time of sentencing, from Wandsworth, south-west London, was convicted of 10 counts of rape, three counts of raping a child under 13, kidnapping and breaching a non-molestation order. Mitchell was a serving Metropolitan Police constable based in Hounslow when several of his crimes were committed. His offending took place between 2014 and 2023, with the court hearing how he subjected his victims to years of sexual violence, intimidation and controlling behaviour. On 5 September 2023, Mitchell carried out a terrifying attack against one of his victims, arriving at her home armed with a knife. He raped the woman before threatening her, restraining her wrists with cable ties and covering her mouth with tape. Mitchell then forced the terrified woman into his vehicle at knifepoint. During the ordeal, he laughed as she cried and told her that nobody would believe her allegations because he was a police officer. The woman eventually managed to escape from his vehicle in Hackbridge, south London, and ran into traffic desperately seeking help. A passing motorist stopped and helped her into a vehicle before emergency services were contacted. The court heard a distressing 999 recording in which the victim explained that she had been kidnapped and that Mitchell was pursuing her. Investigators subsequently uncovered the extent of Mitchell’s offending, including serious sexual offences committed against another victim when she was under the age of 13. It also emerged that Mitchell had previously been investigated over an allegation of rape in 2017, although no further action had been taken at the time. Following his arrest in September 2023, that earlier investigation was reopened, resulting in additional rape charges. Mitchell was dismissed from the Metropolitan Police in December 2023 following an accelerated misconduct hearing. In February 2024, a jury at Croydon Crown Court found Mitchell guilty of the multiple sexual offences. His victims described him as “the devil” and “a pathetic excuse of a man”, revealing the devastating impact his crimes had on their lives. On 1 May 2024, Mitchell was sentenced to life imprisonment with a minimum term of 13 years and 225 days. However, the case did not end there. The sentence was subsequently referred to the Court of Appeal under the Unduly Lenient Sentence Scheme. On 25 July 2024, Court of Appeal judges ruled that his original minimum term was insufficient given the seriousness and extent of his offending. His minimum prison term was increased by four years to 17 years and 225 days. Mitchell will therefore have to serve that minimum term before he can be considered for release by the Parole Board. Even if he is eventually released, he will remain subject to licence conditions for the rest of his life. The case raised further concerns about the Metropolitan Police’s handling of allegations involving its own officers, particularly after it emerged that Mitchell had been investigated for rape years before his eventual convictions. Mitchell’s crimes were a devastating abuse of trust by a man who had been entrusted with protecting members of the public. The courage of the two victims in coming forward ultimately helped bring a dangerous serial sex offender to justice.
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Sterling Archer 🇵🇹 retweeted
Rapha back with #mufc fans 🥹 [Samuel Luckhurst]
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Not my strongest but usually helps me cut in and shoot on my right foot
How are any young men left wing I genuinely don’t understand
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Looool it’s Somalis looks you wanna come for now? With the double glazed teeth abeg allow it and find a dentist
Nah because i can also be mean and say you know i ain't mali because my head isn't the same size as MoJo jojo
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Sterling Archer 🇵🇹 retweeted
They definitely get slimmer but the face always looks like Lord Voldemort.
These injections what make people lose weight really be working init. I know about 3 people who were big and tick and now they have really slimmed down, with some tickness
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Sterling Archer 🇵🇹 retweeted
Who don’t hear must feel, done talking
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The PSG commentator for their Under 19's today 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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May you find peace that doesn't depend on everything going right. May your home feel safe, your relationships feel gentle, and your needs be met even in seasons when life feels uncertain. May you always have enough to share. May the weapon formed against you never prosper.
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Sterling Archer 🇵🇹 retweeted
All in all.. Martinez is right, we had to play malacia at some point last season, malacia missing for like 2 years… the actual fact he had to play a game for us last season & they still didn’t find a fullback this season.
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BREAKING: Formula 1 returns to Africa with 10 year agreement to race in Rwanda The African Grand Prix is set to join the F1 calendar in the early 2030s #F1
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He didn’t lie
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Why? You wanted him?
Seeing a guy you respect have an ugly wife is some heartbreaking shit man
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I ain’t ever looked at one of my boys Mrs & thought Yh I need a piece of that, once they locked in thats sis. There’s some foul yutes out here 😭
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I’m cryingggggg tf
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I hate a lip fillers Daffy Duck looking ahh hoe
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Sterling Archer 🇵🇹 retweeted
And calling them "boo" is rooted in ghosting.
The concept of calling your signifigant other "baby" is rooted in pedophilia idc
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