The Bastard Executioner. Inventor of the catchphrase “ka-chow!”
Joined September 2010
- Tweets111K
- Following1.8K
- Followers665
- Likes1.1M
Nu-Metal Respecter retweeted
James Bond can’t be played by a movie star! James Bond makes the man the movie star!
Nu-Metal Respecter retweeted
When Ronald Reagan died they found a note balled up in his hands that just said “short form content”
Nu-Metal Respecter retweeted
had an unsuccessful threesome with a couple last night and now theyre on the verge of breaking up #beastmode
Nu-Metal Respecter retweeted
Let’s be clear. Chuck Schumer gave Haley Stevens $10m because of her devout love for Israel. He gave Angie Nixon zero because of her opposition to genocide. Haley lost to Abdul (twice!) Angie lost by 238k votes. His selfish, incompetent and treacherous actions cost us a Senate seat.
Nu-Metal Respecter retweeted
Republicans tried to paint their incredibly slim victory in 2024 as a mandate to do whatever the fuck they want and have ruined so many lives since, and democrats after being awarded history majorities just three days later are going “we need to work with the other side” STFU
Nu-Metal Respecter retweeted
This is the funniest option so it’s the one I’m most in favor of
Harry Styles had talks with execs about playing the next James Bond.
(Source: variety.com/2026/film/news/j…)
Nu-Metal Respecter retweeted
too famous for bond, sorry. you can't be both batman and bond. that's just greedy. now pattinson as a bond villain? that could definitely work.
News: Robert Pattinson is one of the mystery men who screen tested for James Bond, multiple sources tell THR. hollywoodreporter.com/movies…
Christopher Nolan basically already did this in Tenet. Let him do his strange voices in other, weirder movies.
Nu-Metal Respecter retweeted
You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become Jeb Bush
