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Joined October 2022
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You are an adult when auld lang syne in its a wonderful life gets you
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NOAH FUCKING LYLES FOR ALL THE BALD EAGLES LETS FUCKING GO BABY
MENS 100M ON NBC RIGHT NOW GOGOGOGOOGGOOG
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When I blackout and wake up to 200+ messages and can’t remember what I did or said last night
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If you're a man in NYC it really is a cardinal sin to wear shorts to the function
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Twitter is better networking than an MBA
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Please send a beer to my office asap
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every dude out at a bar tonight with their friends
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The plan:
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The deep tech boom has barely begun. YC wants to fund startups that: 🇺🇸 secure the nation 👨🏻‍🚀 build things for space 🏭 bring manufacturing back to America
The world is full of founders with expertise that could be tapped into something new and great. Our hope is that our Request for Startups (RFS) inspires some of those people to do so — or if they’re already building, to apply to YC. ycombinator.com/blog/ycs-lat…
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We need to put more emphasis on how important it is to be a likeable person in the business world, to be able to story-tell As unfortunate as it can be, this will often get your farther than pure technical skills People do business and buy from people’s company whom they enjoy
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Iced americano’s = pressure applied
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Good salespeople are the highest paid people in the world. Period.
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Running is the elite physical/mental fitness test
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Each of these is 100% valid. What I think @StoryLoading is getting at is this: Most* PE teams are ex consulting or IB. Their mgt experience = telling smart, highly motivated, highly paid associates to do X, and - surprise - it happens. Most* lack exp. leading the other 99% 1/2
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Starship will make life as we know it multiplanetary for the first time in Earth’s ~4.5 billion year existence
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Money is numbers and numbers never end. If it takes you money to be happy, your search for happiness will never end.
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I was laid off today. Earlier this year I took a gamble accepting a position at a new company and today I sit in a less than ideal spot. I've been a Brand Director, Associate Creative Director, and Senior Designer. I've managed teams and have a massive amount of experience designing for websites, slide decks, product UI, logos, brand kits and guidelines, ads, social, events and conferences, and anything else you need to convert leads into customers. Most importantly, I have a wife and 3 kids at home. If you need someone to design, provide creative strategy, or give a massive boost to your marketing efforts - I'm open to work. Contract, part-time, or even a full-time role - I'm ready and fully available. Thanks everyone! email - ethandriskill[at]gmail[dot]com
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Net worth is completely overrated. Try paying your bills with your net worth. Cash flow is what really matters.
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How to be miserable: Need everyone to like you.
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