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Barca Tape • Neymar Jr • 15/16
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Once a player, LITERALLY ANY PLAYER, becomes responsible for more than 50% of the G/A in his team, his impact starts getting massively overrated and people forget the reason they’re getting the G/A they do is because the team entirely revolves around maximising them
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You know a fan is young when they feel indebted to heliocentric players to the extent they genuinely believe that a team becomes 10x worse without the player. Responsibility is shared and other players rise. It’s just never true. Hazard at Chelsea, Messi at Barca, Mbappe at PSG
Heavy disagree with this. I might be wrong because Father time is undefeated but imo Bruno is just an overly emotional player that lets it affect him. He was arguably this bad in 21/22 when Ole/Ragnick stints were falling apart. Then he came back to drop 2 ELITE seasons.
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Him breaking the record for assists in the premier league might be the worst thing to ever happen to this sport and I’m not exaggerating
(I know it's offside)
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he too useless 😂🤣🤣
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Brunoooo Yanited can’t play without youuuuu
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Baleba, Mateus, Hall. Was literally the easiest, low risk/high upside transfer window the club could’ve had. EVER. Would’ve kept Casemiro for a +1 & only signed two midfielders if it was possible.
Mateus Fernandes vs. Crystal Palace
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Journos dropping pre and post Ineptos data Joel’s and Avram are cooking something
#MUFC decided on plan to get to international break then make assessment on Michael Carrick following crisis talks this week. Potential (now realised) loss to Chelsea baked in, presumably. Roma + Aston Villa ahead. Points per game 2013-24: 1.81 Points per game 2024-now: 1.38 nytimes.com/athletic/7741838…
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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇱🇰Vimal Yoganathan is one of the most peculiar footballers I've been given the chance to watch in EFL. He's like 6ft3, dribbles past people for fun, crashes the box and shoots more than a forward, wins the ball back (and turns it over a bit)
A brilliant move finished off by Vimal Yoganathan👏 #EFL | #SkyBetLeagueOne
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Basically means we are tanking football games at this level, inexcusable and negligent
#MUFC decided on plan to get to international break then make assessment on Michael Carrick following crisis talks this week. Potential (now realised) loss to Chelsea baked in, presumably. Roma + Aston Villa ahead. Points per game 2013-24: 1.81 Points per game 2024-now: 1.38 nytimes.com/athletic/7741838…
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🔈🔊🔉
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🚨 Michael Carrick: “I’m just looking forward to getting the boys ready for midweek now.” #MUFC
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What an ASSIST from Neymar. WOW
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luke shaw is set to miss #mufc's game against chelsea. that means he's now missed 8 games so far this season. it also means he's now missed 320 games through injury in his whole united career. he's missed over 49% and 1700+ days of his united career through injuries. what a joke.
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Ok turn this UPPP I’ve been saying this for yearssssss
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Edwin Van der Sar, 40 ans, qui envoie une praline à Wayne Rooney (2011). #MUFC
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Honestly it finished me 🤣
That bit on the overlap when Keane mentions the reason why the glazers bought Man United is absolute gold. Carragher giggling cherry on top 🤣
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Shaw - Lisandro - Maguire - Dalot
Today is the 2026 Israel Knesset election.
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Not a single player in Premier League history comes close to this Neymar.
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