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Is there anyone more unbearably smug, yet hopelessly ignorant, person on TV than John Oliver? What a surprise that the hopelessly smug and ignorant crowd love him.
HBO's @LastWeekTonight has a long track record of citing social science findings without the appropriate context, massaging them to support whatever point @iamjohnoliver is trying to make.
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Disclose Day was about 10 minutes.
What is the fastest you have ever bailed on a movie??
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MAGA has an infantile mentality. They believe anything Daddy tells them. And Daddy gets that.
El-Sayed: In my Neurology unit, I would have to give that MOCA exam, that cognitive test he's so proud of… The only people you give that test to are people who you worry may have cognitive deficits. By definition, if you’re taking one of those tests, something is wrong.  And you know the doctor who gave it to him was like, I just want to see how smart you are, sir. And he's like, me too. He brags about having taken it. He's like I remembered the rhinoceros. You're like Habibi, everybody remember the rhinoceros. And the funny thing about it is, you know, he's taken it multiple times. So he's not even bragging about the first time he took it. He's like, I took it the 1st time and then I took it the 2nd time. So with Donald Trump, you can't blame him for this, he's just dumb. But for Mike Rogers, can you imagine how small of a human being you have to be to know that he has real deficits and to just nod your head approvingly at the most ridiculous shit that the man proposes?
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Okay, just give me the muscles
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The Islamo-leftist coalition.
Still, far lefties are sympathetic to the Iranian regime. Somehow they find the moral high ground there, as they do with all of their stances.
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Sherwood, on Britbox, is an exceptional series.
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Still, far lefties are sympathetic to the Iranian regime. Somehow they find the moral high ground there, as they do with all of their stances.
This Iranian woman is going viral for setting the record straight on Iranians: “Iranians are not Muslim. We all hate Islam after 47 years of Islamic regime. Under Sharia… I would be killed for dressing like this. We’re peaceful people.”
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The final two years are going to be so weird.
Trump: The press went crazy the next day. They said, what's with Trump? All he wants to do is talk about a man's ass. There's something different
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He's heading for Joe Biden territory, cognitively.
Trump is now claiming that Jon Husted is one of the greatest football players ever
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The real chris beck retweeted
Trump on Husted: "He went up 14 points or something. That was when I said the A-word. I looked at his body."
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The real chris beck retweeted
People are acting like the Cheesecake Factory is Cracker Barrel. You don't have to respect the Cheesecake Factory - it's really okay.
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Is this humor?
How is it that Dems are still so attuned to messaging to elitists, without understanding that ordinary voters actually eat at and enjoy Cheesecake Factory?
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Many Americans enjoy the Cheesecake Factory but probably most of them don't think the White House should look like one. Whining about this makes people look so pathetic. Obama's not running for office this time.
How is it that Dems are still so attuned to messaging to elitists, without understanding that ordinary voters actually eat at and enjoy Cheesecake Factory?
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Another wounded Cheesecake Factory fan. These people are sensitive!
This is actually a condescending view of working-class people. I grew up in a working-class immigrant family and we ate at Red Lobster and The Cheesecake Factory for "fancy nights out." But even we understood that the White House should not look like the inside of a Red Lobster. Working-class people are not culturally illiterate just because their experiences are shaped by their limited means.
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Cheesecake Factory fans are upset!
Hard to think of anything more elitist and condescending than to suggest that Cheesecake Factory fans (like me) want the White House to look like Saddam Hussein's version of the restaurant. Do you really think that little of people?
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The real chris beck retweeted
Former President Barack Obama criticized President Trump’s ongoing White House renovations, saying that it looks “like Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory” as he returned to the campaign trail in Cleveland, Ohio on Saturday to back the state’s Democratic candidates ahead of November’s midterm election. “He should be on HGTV,” Obama said. “Guy’s building a ballroom that’s bigger than the White House.” The ballroom construction project was announced officially in July 2025, and is expected to be finished before the end of Trump’s second term.
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If it was another party besides the wishy washy Democrats, I'd be confident that they could exploit this issue to the hilt. It's there for the taking.
Trump loves the asses of GOP politicians as long as they keep bending over for him. It's an odd message to voice out loud but these are different times.
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