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Trump on Husted: "He went up 14 points or something. That was when I said the A-word. I looked at his body."
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People are acting like the Cheesecake Factory is Cracker Barrel. You don't have to respect the Cheesecake Factory - it's really okay.
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Former President Barack Obama criticized President Trump’s ongoing White House renovations, saying that it looks “like Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory” as he returned to the campaign trail in Cleveland, Ohio on Saturday to back the state’s Democratic candidates ahead of November’s midterm election.
“He should be on HGTV,” Obama said. “Guy’s building a ballroom that’s bigger than the White House.”
The ballroom construction project was announced officially in July 2025, and is expected to be finished before the end of Trump’s second term.
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Hier, en une seule journée, en France, cinq églises ont été incendiées par des musulmans qui veulent détruire le christianisme. Ceux qui ont commis ces actes ont montré une âme violente et criminelle, dépourvues de civilisation et de sensibilité 😡
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Cette photo n'a pas été prise hier. Elle montre l'incendie de la porte de l'église Saint-Sulpice à Paris, le 17 mars 2019, il y a plus de sept ans. cruxnow.com/church-in-euro…
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Barack Hussein Obama's rally in Cleveland today was small compared to a Trump Rally.
I would hardly even consider it rally size. More like a small gathering of communists.
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Via @SubBeck: Having grown up in a sleepy upstate New York town, Claude Brown’s coming-of-age story documenting his youth while surrounded by crime, gangs, and poverty during the 1940s and 1950s blew my mind. splicetoday.com/writing/book…
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New @SubBeck: My dad was a lifelong liberal and loyal Democratic Party voter. The 1960s Civil Rights movement was one of his top areas of interest. When I reached high school, he regularly bought books for me. Here are the five most memorable of those books. splicetoday.com/writing/book…
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🚨 BREAKING: Ilhan Omar, when asked if she married her brother, answers "NOT TO MY KNOWLEDGE"
That might just be the most unconvincing answer in HISTORY 🤣
She KNOWS that the feds taking her DNA is going to expose it ALL. Tick tock, Ilhan Nur Said Elmi a/k/a Ilhan Omar!
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Trump on Jon Husted: "I'm studying his body. I've never studied the body of a man before. It's not my thing. Nothing wrong with it, of course. But it's never been my thing. But I looked at his ass. I said, 'His ass, shit, it's like a pile of muscle.' Then I looked at his legs and I said, 'Man, his feet are big.'"
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Via @SubBeck: The traditional sushi restaurant promises meditative serenity, while bromakase delivers the showmanship the bros crave to match their “masters of the universe” energy. splicetoday.com/pop-culture/…
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New @SubBeck: The “bromakase” sushi restaurant has flipped tradition around to appeal to the hyper-competitive, status-hungry tech world for whom the choice of dining establishment is on par with the decision of which watch to wear. splicetoday.com/pop-culture/…
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JUST IN: Indiana Democratic candidate Jamie West admits she drank “3 beers” before her viral TV interview.
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Feds have DNA evidence that could prove Ilhan Omar committed immigration fraud, wed her brother: sources trib.al/rf7GZEh
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🔥🚨DEVELOPING: Hollywood actor Ben Stiller is attempted to promote his soda after he was embarrassed during his Whole Foods promo where shoppers walked right past the actor.
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A few readers have taken me to task for “missing the point of the film,” which is apparently that Elizabeth Holmes is unknowable and everything is ambiguous. Here’s my response: She went after Tyler Shultz and Erika Cheung with everything she had. I was threatened with litigation on a daily basis for months on end. It was a ruthless cover-up of a breathtaking fraud, and she was at the controls. Just a little context for those who have forgotten or didn’t follow the original story. By the way, I loved the film. #BestPicture, IMO.
A ton of people have asked me for my thoughts about “You Can See Everything,” the new Elizabeth Holmes documentary. Here they are: nytimes.com/2026/10/17/busin… via @NYTimes
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For Splice Today, I wrote about why France is burning and why the nation's future looks bleak. @MUGGER2023
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