these takes aren’t gonna give themselves #HOLANIBOYZ
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Sus Edwards retweeted
Not shocked Minnesota was interested in Cousins, they elected Ilhan Omar.
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The #Raiders are trading QB Kirk Cousins to the #Vikings, reuniting him with coach Kevin O’Connell, per me, @MikeGarafolo and @AdamSchefter.
BTJ is not on an expiring contract
He won’t have significantly different trade value this winter than he does today
If your decision tree is “Trade BTJ for a 2nd today” or “Trade BTJ for a 2nd in 2027” why would you (as the Jaguars) not just keep him
I get that BTJ plays a role that isn’t going to produce stats equal to his real life value, but if the idea is that the threat of BTJ catching a deep pass is so scary that defenses allow the jags successfully throw underneath, you’d think he’d have a single deep catch this year.
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Fuck the picks
GET A QUARTERBACK TOMORROW
Do you want to win a Super bowl or miss another window?
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Carson Beck it’s your time brother, this elim needed another warm body
Cardinals QB Gardner Minshew is seeking additional medical opinions to confirm that he likely will need season-ending surgery on a torn UCL, sources tell @joshweinfuss and me.
Minshew hurt it before halftime and somehow played the second half with the injury.
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Sus Edwards retweeted
Somebody POUR ME A DOUBLE SHOT OF WHISKEY🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥃🥃🥃🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 best thing I’ve seen all day
he might as well have tagged @DB__BETS himself
Clavicular went on TMZ Sports and called fantasy football a hobby for broke 30-year-olds.
“You’re 30 years old, your finances are outside the ideal, and you’re playing fantasy football? Are you f*cking kidding me?”
“I don’t think anyone should be playing fantasy sports whatsoever.”
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Sus Edwards retweeted
If someone ever tells you that you look cool in a leather jacket, you are 100% getting honeypotted
BREAKING: Jensen Huang admits affair as Nvidia launches independent investigation into CEO axios.com/2026/11/08/nvidia-…
Sus Edwards retweeted
Requesting a trade implies a certain level of “I’m better than this” and hate to break it to ya buddy, but you’re one of us Josh Downs.
HOW COULD THAT BE THE ONLY COMPENSATION FOR OUR GENERATIONS JERRY RICE
Report: Colts have told teams they were offered a fourth-round pick for Josh Downs. nbcsports.com/nfl/profootbal…
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Sus Edwards retweeted
Paige Bueckers opening up about her break-up
💔 Paige Bueckers and Azzi Fudd announce break-up, reveal split happened a year ago. tmz.me/4kCTyPm
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