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Co-author of “True Stories - We Made Up” (link below). Wildly mediocre at many things. 972x Rebirth Island WR holder. Owner of a well-aged beard.

Washington
Joined February 2010
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There are only two reasons you continue to use the phrase #AllLivesMatter in response to #BlackLivesMatter: 1. You're willfully ignorant. or 2. You're actually racist. That's it. It's been broken down, it's been explained logically, and you've been presented with your choice.
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Republicans protecting people from Sharia Law:
As your governor, I’ll protect Tennessee from Sharia law and the spread of Islamization.
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I am begging people, use your rational brains. Democrats only rig elections when Trump is President? But the last election was on the up and up? You see how that’s irrational, right? Politics existed before 2016. W vs. Gore had us waking up to reversed results. It’s not new.
They’re already laying the groundwork for stolen elections. Same playbook as 2020.
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A few things: 1. 16 people total charged over elections dating back to 2022 midterms. 2. One person (not an immigrant at all & definitely not an illegal one) in Alabama voted twice, so Tommy’s whole premise is a lie. 3. About half of the 16 if not more aren’t illegal immigrants.
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JD Vance: we can fix hospitals by making everyone speak English. RFK: sick people should go to a sauna instead of the ER. Trump, onstage, mid-stroke: I’ll swallow it all. Euur ah doctor. Help me I can’t do it -ah. Surgery at the library. Huge hog on this guy, by the way.
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This isn’t even remotely true, and anyone with an 8th grade education could have told you this until recently. America was founded to protect religious freedoms as a core tenant. That means the exact opposite of what Matt’s claiming.
It's funny to watch morons try to argue this point. It is simply a matter of historical fact that the American government from its founding was expressly in the business of promoting, defending, and promulgating Christianity. You might wish that had not been the case, but it was. And should still be.
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Pat McAfee after spending an afternoon surrounded by 19 year old Mormons on a dry campus
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Dom Lucre was banned from Twitter for sharing screenshots of a child SA. Elon brought him back to amplify and share conservative misinformation during the last election. Now he’s sharing “drama” content about fake backlash against a comic accurate portrayal of a robot character.
🔥🚨DEVELOPING: Disney is facing backlash after Marvel's new show VisionQuest gave Ultron a 'Black robot girlfriend' and it's reportedly got critics calling it forced diversity. The android Jocasta is played by T'Nia Miller, and it makes her the MCU's third Black female villain.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Disney and Marvel face no reported backlash over VisionQuest's Jocasta casting or "forced diversity"; major coverage of the show's premiere and details omits any such controversy. variety.com/2026/tv/news/m… hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-reviews/… polygon.com/visionquest-tn…
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The Trump administration is on the case.
JD Vance: "Gas prices are too high ... they skyrocket every time some tinpot dictator decides to throw a tantrum"
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Pat McAfee after a group of college kids jokingly tell him to keep his shirt on …
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Who knew kicking off a bus tour would make for a nice date with my ninth-grade girlfriend.
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I'M GIVING AWAY 15 COPIES FOR Call of Duty Modern Warfare 4 as part of our Launch Day with Monster Just Like, RT, Follow and Reply to enter. Good luck
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Cufflinks a bit over the top
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Chrishell Stause announces split from G Flip after 4 years 💔 tmz.com/2026/10/26/chrishell…
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Layoffs Hit Ghost Of Yotei Developer Sucker Punch 'According to an ex-Sucker Punch employee, 26 people have been let go.' aftermath.site/sucker-punch-…
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hi, grandma? can u come pick me up from my rap battle? it's over. no, i lost. he saw u drop me off & did a pretty devastating rhyme about it
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Drake made a statement, stepping out at Mamo in NYC for an early birthday dinner in a brown fringe shawl and leather pants. 🥂 📸: BACKGRID
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I 3D printed a gold Sheriff’s star, and had my brother dress up as an old west deputy and pin it on me. If that upsets you, I’m not sorry.
If this photo upsets you, I am not sorry.
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Talarico never begged to party with Epstein on his island. Elon did.
There is something deeply wrong with Talarico
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