Queen of Scots. Queen of France. Soon-to-be Queen of England. Don't come for me unless I send for you.
Holyrood, Scotland
Joined August 2009
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To the people complaining about their week of quarantine: just remember, you could always be imprisoned by your cousin for 20 years. And not even the good-looking cousin. The ugly, single, bitter cousin with a wig that smells like beer, making inedible appetizers every Christmas
It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 13 years, since 1 Aug 2009 (via @twi_age).
It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 12 years, since 1 Aug 2009 (via @twi_age).
It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 1 Aug 2009 (via @twi_age).
That is somehow slightly reassuring and infinitely worse at the same time. Let me know if I need to send in the Maries for a "reconditioning". Marie R.
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Me: What a lovely day to relax, talk to some friends, and really en-
Twitter: Or you could see all 500 of the racist memes being shared by people you thought were your friends.
Mary, Queen of Scots retweeted
I HAVE TRAINED FOR THIS MOMENT!
If they stand in a circle, they form a hexagon with the furthest people 4m apart. I think the most efficient way to have six heads at least 2m apart is to form an octahedron. A ladder may be required, but max distance is 2.8m. Hope that helps!
Friendly royal reminder:
It costs absolutely nothing to not be racist, and it costs almost nothing to be actively anti-racist. Not to mention that someday we have to convince God to let us into Heaven. So, just make it easy for yourself. #DoTheRightThing
And all this time they said that good taste is priceless!
The fascinating artefact is expected to fetch over a quarter of a million pounds @ChristiesInc tatler.com/article/mary-quee…
Mary, Queen of Scots retweeted
The fascinating artefact is expected to fetch over a quarter of a million pounds @ChristiesInc tatler.com/article/mary-quee…
If you are having problems with your husband, I recommend several tonnes of gunpowder and a fuse. It will take care of that pesky husband faster than you can say "Wait, am I on trial for murder?"
Mary, Queen of Scots retweeted
Her nephew & niece, the King and Queen of Naples were also direct descendants of Mary. At the dress rehearsal of Donizetti’s Maria Stuarda, the Queen allegedly fainted as the singer playing her ancestress was led to her execution. The opera was taken off the playbill & banned!
Day 5 of self-quarantine:
1. I forgot which of the Four Maries is which.
2. I inadvertently declared war on a tree stump, and
3. My blood has now been entirely replaced with red wine.
Next up, the Social Distance Ball - only the best two-metre flirts allowed! #PleaseKillMe
So incredibly proud of the people of Scotland, and Britain in general, in responding to this crisis. The financial, personal, and energy sacrifices are tremendous, but nemo me impune lacessit - even a virus. #VanquishCOVID #TheEnemyattheGates
Our support and gratitude go to @givebloodscot during this time. They are one of many amazing Scottish organizations fighting COVID-19, and they deserve your help. Please, if you can, give blood, financial resources or time to this amazing, hard-working organization. #CombatCOVID
We hope you are staying open to essential travel. All of my family, friends and political allies are cracking thereunder as we speak!
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A royal order from Her Grace, the Queen Mary of Scots:
Wash your fucking hands.
In solidarity,
Marie R.