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The Original | Filmmaker | Diagnosing cinema since 2009.

Dallas, TX
Joined November 2018
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But crassly call women in skimpy gym outfits sluts, and the whole world will go for your head.
“Ever since that guy Charlie Kirk got murdered, and I shouldn’t say this publicly but…. I feel better.” - Dave Chappelle
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here we are again
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And shot by the greatest ever, Dean Cundey!
The Flintstones (1994) was an absolute practical effects masterpiece. They really built a full-scale Bedrock city out of real stone and fiberglass in a desert quarry instead of using CGI.
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Honestly she could play Tupac himself!
Cynthia Erivo has been cast as Tupac's mom in the Snoop Dogg biopic. (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies…)
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This is the Reggie Miller I grew up with.
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A profoundly evil film. It's just misery porn. It's like if Sam Hyde wrote a parody of The Blind Side.
‘Precious’ was released 17 years ago today.
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My top pick.
Jeff Van Gundy has emerged as a dark horse candidate to be the next James Bond, according to Variety.
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Shelly.
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never forget
‘RED ONE’ released 2 years ago today.
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They are sinking at Titanic levels right now.
The new ‘G.I. JOE’ movie will release on October 20, 2028 in theaters. • Starring Bradley Cooper as Duke • Directed by Danny McBride
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Friday.
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The brain rot generation and its consequences
Average zoomer response to literally anything aside from prostrating yourself for Palestine
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If there’s money to be made and cozy, spooky nights on the couch in which soccer moms can indulge their sick fantasies via Netflix…cases like these will continue to pile up.
The prosecution of Russell Brand was first prompted by a big splashy "documentary" — as is so often the case now with these kinds of high-profile allegations — but none of the "rape" or "abuse" claims in that fateful "doc" were ultimately charged at trial. Really makes U think...
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A badge of honor to wear when this happens.
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Maybe no movie cast has aged worse. All-time horrendous vibes.
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Having lived here for a while, these Texas dudes still exist. It’s the effeminate millennial and zoomers (many of whom I know) who are chipping away at that archetype. The good ol boys still are around but the 2010s birthed the most obnoxious, self-hating generation of young men you could ever imagine.
The false machismo of Texas "men" was always obnoxious. They were obsessed with California. I kept saying. You wait. Texas will become California. "Y'all" were too cowardly to stand up for their own state. Sell the overpriced pick-up truck and put the money into your kids 529s.
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Assault on Precinct 13 released 50 years ago today. 5 November 1976 🚨
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if cate blanchett can play bob dylan, then cynthia erivo should get to play tupac
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Honestly she could play Tupac himself!
Cynthia Erivo has been cast as Tupac's mom in the Snoop Dogg biopic. (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies…)
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Given a lot of people got info from instagram reels that a long-dead, creepy Jerry Lewis-sounding Jewish fake Bond villain was the reason they couldn’t buy a house or something, it really puts things into perspective!
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