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Joined May 2022
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I do love to see a judge coming off the top rope to bench slam another judge. @alexthechick for your reading pleasure
Holy guacamole: In a judicial smackdown, Judge J.E. Smith tears into Judge Wingate for his "careless[] exercise" of judicial power and "sloppy edicts based on falsehoods and fabrications." Mississippi's anti-DEI law can go into effect. Judicial AI use takes a beating. Reassigned.
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Yes, most college age men would hate to have drug fueled threesomes at a sorority. They'd really really hate it if the sorority sisters recruited other members of the sorority to join in. The episode would be so terrible that they'd destroy their own hands getting high-fives.
Men can choose to not do this. Men can choose to treat women the way they would like to be treated (I suspect that most men, when extremely drunk and high on ketamine and having reluctantly consented to some limited sexual activity, would not find it pleasant to have their condition advertised as “free ass” to random men on Snapchat). We can create a culture in which men who treat women this way are considered reprehensible, pathetic, and worthy of scorn, whether or not they have technically committed a crime. slate.com/life/2026/09/corne…
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Milo Yiannopoulos attempting to survive in 2026 Yookay
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Inside you there are two wolves. This furry convention is going much better than you planned.
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Dear small percentage of Boomers who can actually be told things: Here are some facts, to help you understand what Millennials are trying to tell you. Here is what the middle-class experience is right now. Not for losers, but for your average hardworking, but unexceptional, dude born in 1992. - No company pensions. Ever. No job offers this. - Laid off every 2 to 3 years. - No vacations. Ever. If you are lucky, you have 10 to 15 days of annual "PTO" (paid time off). But this is not vacation. This is your sick days. You can take a break with whatever's left over. - If you are not lucky, you have "unlimited" PTO. Which sounds nice, but in practice it means you get sick days and nothing else. - They pay social security taxes, but they know they will never receive those benefits, because the system will crash first. - Not promoted. Ever. - No annual raises. Instead, these are effectively pay cuts, because they don't match inflation. - Because of this, can only get a raise by changing jobs. Some judicious prevarication about salary history is recommended. - Good chance you'll have to change careers at least once, possibly more, as industries get rugpulled by offshoring or work visas. - Total mortgage cost on a median house in 2026 is 104,600 minimum-age-hours. This is 50+ years of full-time work. - For comparison, a 1972 purchase would be 23,750 minimum-wage-hours, about 11 years of full time work. What this all adds up to is that Millennials can't buy homes until they are past their child-bearing years. And, no, scrimping and saving doesn't change that equation. This is with scrimping and saving. I am not a Millennial. I am GenX, the child of Boomers. I do not need to be told how much Boomers forwent luxuries to save, and how hard they worked. I know exactly how much they did of each. I was there. I saw. They worked hard at the beginning of their careers, and lived frugally for about 5 years to save up a down payment. After that, things gradually eased up, bit by bit. Until, by retirement, a lot of them had nice fat stock portfolios and multiple rental property investments, and Caribbean cruise holidays. And this seems, to them, like a fair and natural progression. But as America has been hollowed out and by a corrupt political machine, those doing the robbing have left the Boomers whole, and placed the burden of that corruption squarely on the backs of younger generations. For Millennials, there's no light at the end of that tunnel. Just another tunnel. And another after that. They have been standing between Boomers and the reality of the modern economy for 20 years. At some point, they are going to break.
Replying to @ljmontello
Worked 46 years in a factory to pay my home off , no one gave me anything. I paid taxes worked hard and raised my children. Some people like me could not afford to contribute to a retirement account all I have is the SS I paid in and small pension from my employer. I make do with what I have but it’s not easy to come up with the property taxes every year to keep what I have.
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I would like to report a murder 🫣
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"If you're at a ROTC class when an ISIS supporter shoots it up, do you get a CIB for getting a CONUS knife kill? Does this make you the first guy with a ROTC combat patch?" sound like questions @bigbabyjesus16 asks about potential plotlines in an upcoming book. I guess we're going to find out IRL.
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It had to be done but... someone must be cutting onions around here 😭
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Replying to @rothschildmd
Wait until you learn about the US Navy and ice cream machines 🤣 Never mind, I don't think that bit of history ever made it into a Harry Potter novel, you'll never read about it.
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We had a good thing, Britain. A really good thing. You taught us this game. Mahan studied you. We just wrote bigger checks. The deal was simple. We spend the trillions. Fight the hard wars. We even let you sit out Vietnam. And you? You hold the chokepoints you already own. You run Lloyd’s. Ships in the narrows, insurance on the hulls. That’s all you had to do and we would back your interests with the strongest military and financial markets in the world. That was the deal. Now look at you. You gave up Aden. Fine. You kept Diego Garcia so we could reach it with bombers. Now you’re giving that away too. To a Chinese client state. You built Israel to guard Suez. Now your Foreign Secretary threatens to arrest their PM. You built a base nearby to back it up. Iran hit your base in Cyprus. You didn’t have one warship in the Mediterranean. Spain got there first. Spain. You gave up Hong Kong but backed Taiwan. Now you’re letting China build the largest embassy in Europe on top of London’s fiber-optic cables. We gave you Five Eyes. You gave Beijing a SIGINT platform in the heart of the City. Gibraltar. Three hundred years. Actual sieges. Now the Spanish run your border checks. You lost South Africa but kept the Falklands so we can overfly the Magellan Strait. Argentina could probably take that with rowboats today. Your king kept ownership of the Canadian, Australian and New Zealand navies to fill the gaps. Those navies are now a laughing stock. Your warships and bombers patrolled the GIUK gap. Now you don’t have enough but you also don’t want us buying Greenland. Fine. You do it. With what? We gave London the @IMOHQ to regulate shipping, you backed the EU agenda to carbon tax every ship to build woke UN slush fund. Iran closed Hormuz. In the ‘80s, 540 ships got hit. Lloyd’s never blinked. Because your navy was there. Now Lloyd’s cancels. Because it isn’t. You scrapped your only amphibious ships. Sold them. To Brazil. You have more admirals than warships. You built two light carriers but they keep springing leaks and you don’t have enough escort ships to support them. The English Channel. Stopped Napoleon. Stopped Hitler. Now you can’t stop rubber dinghies. You had one job. Have the warships, diplomatic backbone and insurance to support shipping through the straits. That’s it. That’s all we asked. And you blew it. Chokepoint by chokepoint. Called it progress.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ Now hundreds of ships are stuck in the Persian Gulf and the world is blaming us. But that’s ok. All those solar panels you bought from China will keep you warm in that dreary weather I guess.
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As bad of as the USN has been recently, Operation Praying Mantis 2; Electric Boogaloo went about as flawlessly as possible. As for the air war, we had B52s over Iran how many hours after kicking things off? Obviously this isn't a guarantee of success, but unlike say... the Russians... it's nice to know our MIC budget isn't *all* graft.
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'Davis Monthan Air Base. How may I help you sir or ma'am?' 'Hey, this is Secretary Hegseth. What's something REALLY old you can put into service in a day or two? Just needs to be able to carry bombs.' 'We... have a Packard-Le Pere on display... Mister Secretary.' 'A Packard?! They made airplanes?' 'They did this one Mister Secretary.' 'Is it flyable and did can it carry a bomb?' 'Yes sir and... a very small bomb.' 'Great. Pack it up. I'll send a C17 to take it over to the AO. This is gonna be sooooo funny. Nety's gonna laugh his ass off...'
B-52s? BONEs? MQ-9 Reapers getting kills? At this point they should just rub the IRGC’s noses in it. Have AC-130s take out the next Ayatollah. Put a could JDAMs on the Blue Angels or Thunderbirds and have them perform an air show before they dust someone. Bring out a couple Super Tucanos for spite. Get some P51s out of mothballs.
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The left: Haha stupid rightwingers rooting for Alyssa Liu and she's totally woke. The right: She proudly represented her country, wore her flag after winning, and put her hand over heart while singing our national anthem. Her politics are irrelevant. The left: Her politics are irrelevant? We don't understand. The right: Yes, we know.
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I imagine the left will be scrubbing the "WWJD" memes now.
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My CCW instructor told the class this within the first five minutes. "Never get into a minor physical altercation when you are carrying. Every fight you get into *could* become a gun fight... because you brought a gun!" I have since taken many more classes from instructors with a far better CV, but it's still some of the best advice you can give someone who intends to carry.
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Looking at the video, it appears an ICE agent is holding Pretti's pistol when the agent experiences an unintentional discharge. With any other modern pistol design there'd be no question the agent pulled the trigger making it a Negligent Discharge... ... but oh no, Pretti wanted to be special so he picked the one modern pistol that seems to occasionally go off when bumped. This is going to be a wild ride. If I owned any, I'd sell my Sig stock today.
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I can't wait to hear hot takes about the fine details of legal carry from people who were convinced you can't cross state lines with a gun.
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Alexa will play the Tori Amos remix of "Raining Blood". Do with this knowledge what you will 🫡
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