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Milo Yiannopoulos attempting to survive in 2026 Yookay
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Inside you there are two wolves. This furry convention is going much better than you planned.
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Dear small percentage of Boomers who can actually be told things: Here are some facts, to help you understand what Millennials are trying to tell you. Here is what the middle-class experience is right now. Not for losers, but for your average hardworking, but unexceptional, dude born in 1992. - No company pensions. Ever. No job offers this. - Laid off every 2 to 3 years. - No vacations. Ever. If you are lucky, you have 10 to 15 days of annual "PTO" (paid time off). But this is not vacation. This is your sick days. You can take a break with whatever's left over. - If you are not lucky, you have "unlimited" PTO. Which sounds nice, but in practice it means you get sick days and nothing else. - They pay social security taxes, but they know they will never receive those benefits, because the system will crash first. - Not promoted. Ever. - No annual raises. Instead, these are effectively pay cuts, because they don't match inflation. - Because of this, can only get a raise by changing jobs. Some judicious prevarication about salary history is recommended. - Good chance you'll have to change careers at least once, possibly more, as industries get rugpulled by offshoring or work visas. - Total mortgage cost on a median house in 2026 is 104,600 minimum-age-hours. This is 50+ years of full-time work. - For comparison, a 1972 purchase would be 23,750 minimum-wage-hours, about 11 years of full time work. What this all adds up to is that Millennials can't buy homes until they are past their child-bearing years. And, no, scrimping and saving doesn't change that equation. This is with scrimping and saving. I am not a Millennial. I am GenX, the child of Boomers. I do not need to be told how much Boomers forwent luxuries to save, and how hard they worked. I know exactly how much they did of each. I was there. I saw. They worked hard at the beginning of their careers, and lived frugally for about 5 years to save up a down payment. After that, things gradually eased up, bit by bit. Until, by retirement, a lot of them had nice fat stock portfolios and multiple rental property investments, and Caribbean cruise holidays. And this seems, to them, like a fair and natural progression. But as America has been hollowed out and by a corrupt political machine, those doing the robbing have left the Boomers whole, and placed the burden of that corruption squarely on the backs of younger generations. For Millennials, there's no light at the end of that tunnel. Just another tunnel. And another after that. They have been standing between Boomers and the reality of the modern economy for 20 years. At some point, they are going to break.
Replying to @ljmontello
Worked 46 years in a factory to pay my home off , no one gave me anything. I paid taxes worked hard and raised my children. Some people like me could not afford to contribute to a retirement account all I have is the SS I paid in and small pension from my employer. I make do with what I have but it’s not easy to come up with the property taxes every year to keep what I have.
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Replying to @rothschildmd
Wait until you learn about the US Navy and ice cream machines 🤣 Never mind, I don't think that bit of history ever made it into a Harry Potter novel, you'll never read about it.
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We had a good thing, Britain. A really good thing. You taught us this game. Mahan studied you. We just wrote bigger checks. The deal was simple. We spend the trillions. Fight the hard wars. We even let you sit out Vietnam. And you? You hold the chokepoints you already own. You run Lloyd’s. Ships in the narrows, insurance on the hulls. That’s all you had to do and we would back your interests with the strongest military and financial markets in the world. That was the deal. Now look at you. You gave up Aden. Fine. You kept Diego Garcia so we could reach it with bombers. Now you’re giving that away too. To a Chinese client state. You built Israel to guard Suez. Now your Foreign Secretary threatens to arrest their PM. You built a base nearby to back it up. Iran hit your base in Cyprus. You didn’t have one warship in the Mediterranean. Spain got there first. Spain. You gave up Hong Kong but backed Taiwan. Now you’re letting China build the largest embassy in Europe on top of London’s fiber-optic cables. We gave you Five Eyes. You gave Beijing a SIGINT platform in the heart of the City. Gibraltar. Three hundred years. Actual sieges. Now the Spanish run your border checks. You lost South Africa but kept the Falklands so we can overfly the Magellan Strait. Argentina could probably take that with rowboats today. Your king kept ownership of the Canadian, Australian and New Zealand navies to fill the gaps. Those navies are now a laughing stock. Your warships and bombers patrolled the GIUK gap. Now you don’t have enough but you also don’t want us buying Greenland. Fine. You do it. With what? We gave London the @IMOHQ to regulate shipping, you backed the EU agenda to carbon tax every ship to build woke UN slush fund. Iran closed Hormuz. In the ‘80s, 540 ships got hit. Lloyd’s never blinked. Because your navy was there. Now Lloyd’s cancels. Because it isn’t. You scrapped your only amphibious ships. Sold them. To Brazil. You have more admirals than warships. You built two light carriers but they keep springing leaks and you don’t have enough escort ships to support them. The English Channel. Stopped Napoleon. Stopped Hitler. Now you can’t stop rubber dinghies. You had one job. Have the warships, diplomatic backbone and insurance to support shipping through the straits. That’s it. That’s all we asked. And you blew it. Chokepoint by chokepoint. Called it progress.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ Now hundreds of ships are stuck in the Persian Gulf and the world is blaming us. But that’s ok. All those solar panels you bought from China will keep you warm in that dreary weather I guess.
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'Davis Monthan Air Base. How may I help you sir or ma'am?' 'Hey, this is Secretary Hegseth. What's something REALLY old you can put into service in a day or two? Just needs to be able to carry bombs.' 'We... have a Packard-Le Pere on display... Mister Secretary.' 'A Packard?! They made airplanes?' 'They did this one Mister Secretary.' 'Is it flyable and did can it carry a bomb?' 'Yes sir and... a very small bomb.' 'Great. Pack it up. I'll send a C17 to take it over to the AO. This is gonna be sooooo funny. Nety's gonna laugh his ass off...'
B-52s? BONEs? MQ-9 Reapers getting kills? At this point they should just rub the IRGC’s noses in it. Have AC-130s take out the next Ayatollah. Put a could JDAMs on the Blue Angels or Thunderbirds and have them perform an air show before they dust someone. Bring out a couple Super Tucanos for spite. Get some P51s out of mothballs.
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The left: Haha stupid rightwingers rooting for Alyssa Liu and she's totally woke. The right: She proudly represented her country, wore her flag after winning, and put her hand over heart while singing our national anthem. Her politics are irrelevant. The left: Her politics are irrelevant? We don't understand. The right: Yes, we know.
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Every day, we celebrate our 27-year life together exploring this incredible world. Can you guess where we were in this pic? People wonder if this is my camera lens. Nope — my wife’s. Enjoy your Wednesday, everyone.
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wrote something on the forbidden longform app
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I've got the sketch/outline of a short story somewhere, concerning a ship from a Peaceful Enlightened Alien Race that manages to limp into Earth orbit and jettison a pod with all their technology and such down to us, before a pursuing Evil Proud Warrior Race ship catches up with them. They know said ship will bombard the fuck out of the planet just for grins and giggles, but despite the power inherent in an interstellar spaceship, there's only so much havoc one ship can wreak. They use their Psionic Powers to beam the sitrep of the situation to every human being on Earth - dive for cover, the Enemy has arrived, Accept Our Gift, etc.; and prepare to die the death of good martyrs, when we blast the Proud Warrior Race ship out of the fucking sky. Naturally, in the immediate aftermath, their very first question is "why does a planet that can't even regularly access their own satellite and has no strong reason to believe that interstellar capable aliens are even in their own galaxy have viable surface-to-orbit weapons in sufficient quantity to saturate the defenses of a vastly more advanced warship?" And then we're like "well it's a combination of defense systems built to prevent a global and mutual thermonuclear genocide." And then they realize - wow. Damn. We found them. The guys crazy enough to take on the Proud Warrior Race. And we ALREADY mailed them all our tech. HOOOOOO BOY
If the aliens don't crack our planet and obliterate us on first contact, and/or we don't do the inverse to them, we are going to have a *very* fun time conducting interstellar international relations lmfao
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Replying to @zeta_globin
I'm unironically of the extreme position that people on the right side of the IQ bell curve need to interact more with those on the left side. For example, you can "teach" integral calc to a Clever Hans clone faster than you'll get the average fry cook through pre-calc.
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Replying to @eigenrobot
So after a fair trial and the death sentence has been passed on Charlie Kirk's assassin, we have the opportunity to do the funniest thing possible...
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Dear Brits: Do you understand what the Second Amendment to our Constitution is for, now? Do you understand why we added it? Because we were smarter and wiser than you along. You made jokes about "school shootings", and considered yourself more civilized, but we knew that history isn't something that happens in the past and on the other side of the world. History happens everywhere, all the time. And now invaders are raping your children. And the "civilized", polite, genteel society you were so proud of isn't defending you. It's defending the rapists. From you. You thought we were a buncha of dumb, ignorant, toothless rednecks who just like going boom. Well, I sure as hell am a redneck, but I have all my teeth, they are straighter and whiter than yours, and my way of life is based on a whole coherent philosophy that you never bothered to understand or even become aware of. I have enough rifles and ammunition stocked in my house to arm all my neighbors, and take on pretty much any number of third world barbarians. I can reach out and touch someone from fifteen hundred meters away. Five years ago, ten, you would have winced to hear me say that. You would have wondered if you were dealing with a psychopath. You would have asked me why I think I need all that. Answer is... I don't. You need all that. You need it, because you don't have it. I don't need it, because I have it. And because all my neighbors have it, too. Si vis pacem, para bellum. I'm not coming across the pond to save you. I want to see you saved, but you have to do it yourselves. Why? Because the problem you have isn't third world barbarians upon your shores. Your problem is how they got there in the first place. Your problem is that you lack a spirit you haven't had since the microsecond you abandoned your allies at Dunkirk. Your problem is that you forgot what it means to be British, Scottish, Irish. You gave up your guns without a fight. Will you give up your daughters?
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Replying to @OVTweetmarck
Disney had three giant but quite male oriented IPs. Then they turned Indiana Jones into a chick, took Cartman's advice regarding the Marvel Universe, and let's not forget the Star Wars sequel trilogy and the ideology behind it... ... actually, on second thought, let's try to forget the sequel trilogy 🤢 In any event, Disney *had* 3 huge IPs. Then they pulled a Bud Light and now they've got three very mid IPs that should probably just cool off with no releases for a decade 🤷🏻
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🧵 I went looking for the actual text of the EO on prescription drug prices since no one is actually linking that and I have to do everything around here and I found this that was issued on Friday and I missed it. I cannot stress how important this is. whitehouse.gov/presidential-…
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It’s come to my attention that memes are now being made of @DAErieCountyNY. I’ll attach his photo to help you identify them. These are absolutely not blank templates to be used for even more memes—we need to be professional! *checks binder* Also, whatever you do, please refrain from mentioning that one time in 1985 when he was charged with a DWI for driving drunk without headlights, going the wrong way down the road, attempting to flee the police, and attempting to escape after failing the sobriety test, injuring an officer in the process. That’s ancient history. He said his father did not use his connections to have those felonies reduced to misdemeanors and to have the court seal the record. They only got leaked by accident. So, let’s keep that under wraps, okay?
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Replying to @Kdubtru
'I have a dream that someday my four little children will be judged on the content of their character not the color of their skin.' So, we dug into that idea. And we really tried. And we got called racists. So we tried harder. And we got murdered. And we had our cities burned down over a drug addict who died of an overdose and was turned into a secular saint. And we got murdered. And the murderer was given a half a million dollars for killing a 'whitey.' And a woman had a black kid digging in her purse. And she (allegedly) snapped at him and used the verboten word. And a Somali who was on charges for child sex crimes videoed it and scolded her. And it went viral. And it snapped. All the videos of black people acting badly and no black leadership standing up and saying 'YOU HAVE TO STOP THIS!' The out of control murder rate in comparison to every other group. The complete lack of any self awareness that if you're going to single yourself out instead of trying to become part of a full society then if you act badly that's GOING TO BE NOTICEABLE. And everyone paying attention knows that the ONE GROUP THAT EVERYONE TREATS LIKE 1920S BLACKS IS WORKING CLASS WHITES. And it all snapped. And I tried my whole life to not get there. But Al Sharpton kept pushing us there. MSNBC kept pushing us there. The NYT kept pushing us there. Harvard, MIT, Columbia, Ibrahim X. Kendi, Robin DiAngelo, Woopie Goldberg, every celebrity, every evil action by the rich and powerful to excuse every evil action by anyone who was the 'right' category and destroy anyone who wasn't. So we are there. The pit is opened and some rough beast shuffles forth. We will have to learn its form.
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This is indeed the most powerful message to young men in this whole campaign. But it doesn't say what you think it says. It says several things. First, it says: You are not fully human to us. That which is good for you is not inherently good, it is only good if it also produces some second order benefit for women, which is not only our real motive for anything we do for you, but also the only reason we see for your existence. This is why we tell women, over and over, that they deserve more and better from you, and why we tell you, over and over, that you must give more to women. Second, it says: We will never do anything directly for you. When asked what we can do for you, the only thing we can come up with is a rationalization about how what we offer women also benefits you. The idea of giving you anything directly, for your own benefit, is anathema to us. Third, it says: We see you as a walking cluster of appetites, and the only problem you have that we understand is your libido. We believe that if there is an ample supply of promiscuous women, no matter how undesirable and full of contempt for men, and of pornography, no matter how empty of emotional validation and human connection for you, then you will be content to be ruled by a coalition of women. Fourth, it says: We see pleasure as the only positive function of sex. Intimacy is beside the point, and fertility is a drawback to be avoided at all costs. Fifth, it says: We see pregnancy and fertility as a sexually transmitted disease rather than one of the essential functions of a healthy species. How there will be a next generation of human beings is someone else's problem, and we are perfectly content to kick the can down the road and let someone else deal with it. We are perfectly happy to do everything we can to make young women afraid of pregnancy and motherhood if it helps us to gain and hold political power. And any long-term damage to the species, or to those women and their happiness, is not our problem and we do not care. In short, it tells young men that the left is: Rudderless Morally bankrupt Intellectually bankrupt Profoundly misandrist Only concerned about the welfare of a few selected members of the political class
The most powerful message to young men in the entire campaign
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Replying to @eigenrobot
He's ten feet of shit in a five foot bag.
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