Tim

Do you hate waffles?

I bought my house from an old lady and pretty much whenever I want to waste a full weekend I unpeel the ball of duct tape she wrapped around 'X'. It hasn't failed yet.

I think a large part of it is genetic. I've been prescribed opioids. I've been on a morphine drip a few times. I can see how some people fall into the warm snuggly blanket feeling. I had surgery ~15 years ago. They gave me 40 (48 maybe?) oxys at discharge. I still have ~20 left. It's not a temptation for me but I know there are people who would have gotten hooked with just that one bottle 🤷🏻

My friend was settling into a very infrequent sex life... maybe two years in he started coaching his son's soccer team. His frigid wife suddenly rediscovered blowjobs and a desire for more frequent sex after a few of the single moms started standing close to him on the sidelines. He wasn't looking to cheat but "dread game" works whether you're intending it or not.

Step 1.1 was the implied "stay off horse steroids".

I'm sure he has a pillow waifu.

That looks like a dude.

They've been doing that at least since "The Clear" back in the 90s

I think Justine is really brave for breaking stereotypes.

This was a much bigger whitepill until I got to this... 😬

The Instagram models and "intimidatingly beautiful" (lol) women look completely different in the morning. A woman who requires 30+ minutes in front of a mirror before we can go out is guaranteed to have other annoying habits. BTDT.

TBF, you only cover your balls in your own shit 🫣🤣

They wouldn't necessarily pre-screen your response, but with a big enough claim the insurance company will be motivated to check because they can deny the whole claim if you lied.

Notice it's "almost $18" if it is "in the cities". Which means it's probably "almost $15/hr" elsewhere.

She's something between a lolcow and a warning to others. She must have deleted the posts but a while back she was claiming that due to her botched cosmetic vaginoplasty she *requires* a man with a bare minimum 7 inch dong (in addition to the long list of other non-negotiables).

Unfortunately, yes. First dates aren't supposed to feel like a job interview, but once you see that's what she's doing you can eject and know you dodged a bullet.

@Steve_Sailer @s8mb

@grok , what sitcom character do I most remind you of?

You're asking grok to put on the Barney suit 😂

Innumeracy? 🤔🤷🏻