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Some people go to bed with Lucifer...And they cry when they don't greet the day with God...I know that’s a bummer baby that’s got precious little to do with me

The Hollow
Joined November 2013
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Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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this dog has a job and a car. i have a couch and a problem with the vacuum.
This Uber driver brings his dog as a co-pilot. The reactions are wholesome.
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Devin Cooley is the final boss of goalies being goalies
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Today is the 20th anniversary of Dennis Green’s famous post-game rant.
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Happy birthday to Fela Kuti, born on this day in 1938! The Nigerian bandleader, saxophonist and singer who forged Afrobeat from highlife, jazz and funk, then turned it into a vehicle for political defiance.
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They lie to you, GI
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Cubs dugout would be discussing investment portfolios meanwhile the White Sox are having a Jennifer Hudson dance tunnel in game 1 on the road of the ALDS
The White Sox are the most fun team in baseball
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Replying to @militaryhistori
Former NHL goaltender Dominik Hasek has long criticized Alex Ovechkin on social media for supporting the Putin regime. He shared his full opinion, including a paragraph directly addressing Caps fans, in a column for The Washington Post. washingtonpost.com/opinions/…
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Replying to @militaryhistori
After a couple of weeks of stewing, just couldn't shake the fact that Alex Ovechkin appeared in a pro-Putin ad, and that it would color how people viewed him -- forever. On his 22nd season, his choice -- and his legacy. nytimes.com/athletic/7621237…
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bUt ThEyRe MoViNg tO hAmMoNd Anybody with a modicum of sense knew that the Indiana nonsense is just that and poorly played leverage This sh*t is down the road if the Governor, Commissioner and the richest owner of the team are meeting Bravo to Brenden and Ben
.@BenSzalinski and I already had an interview scheduled with Gov. Pritzker this afternoon, so naturally we shifted gears and talked some Bears. The governor told us there were “all the right players at the table” and that action “should happen” during the fall veto session. More:
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Aaron Rodgers' reactions after plays that don't go well send a clear message to the world: "it wasn't my fault."
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BEARS JERSEY GIVEAWAY! 🐻⬇️ If the Chicago Bears beat the New York Jets this weekend, I’m giving away a Dillon Thieneman #31 Bears jersey to ONE lucky winner! 🔥 HOW TO ENTER: 1️⃣ Must be following @beardownchriss 2️⃣ LIKE + RETWEET this post. 3️⃣ Must be in USA. #DaBears
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Genuinely one of the funniest things I've seen!
TJ Edwards before he picked off Jalen Hurts lol God I love this
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The Eagles just got torched by players that have a combined age of 70 lmao
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Al Green and Chicago performing “I’m So Tired of Being Alone”. Look at those happy faces!
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Kyle always comes out with the perfect comment
Thoughts on the Packers and their fans…
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Packers fans coming for Matt LaFluer’s job after dropping 7 of the last 8 games
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America lost one in six of its neighborhood bars in a single decade, and the killer was real estate math. A bar like this can pour $3 beers because the building was paid off decades ago. The owner often lives upstairs. No rent, no investors, no debt service on a Pabst sign that's been hanging there for 40 years. The moment that building sells, the math dies with it. A new operator inherits a market-rate lease, which forces $9 drinks, which forces a renovation to justify $9 drinks, which produces another exposed-brick cocktail bar where the dive used to be. The Midwest kept its dive bars because of how they got built in the first place. Before Prohibition, Milwaukee's breweries put up corner taverns themselves. Pabst and Schlitz wanted guaranteed outlets for their beer, so they built bars directly into residential blocks. That's why these places sit on quiet snowy corners between houses instead of on commercial strips where rent explodes. Chicago had around 3,300 tavern licenses in 1990. It's down to about 1,200. At the worst of the decline, America was losing six neighborhood bars a day. And every single closure is permanent. You can't build a dive bar. You can only inherit one.
Yearning for a Midwest dive bar in the middle of winter
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Sacha Boisvert is going to be a problem 👊🏻
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