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Proud to cast my first vote since moving here from California for James Talarico. Iβm officially a real Texan now!
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It feels like we arenβt talking enough about the fact that Tom Kean, a sitting Republican congressman, was recently missing for three months while actually WAS at a mental health facility.
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James Talarico doesnβt have the flu. He hasnβt been seen in days because Willie smoked him out and heβs still high as shit.
Willie Nelson has officially endorsed James Talarico for the U.S. Senate.
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Gonorrheaβs secret weapon: Chlamydia
Ken Paxtonβs secret weapon: Ted Cruz politi.co/4AREDGC
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As a gay kid coming of age during the George W. Bush years I fucking HATED Karl Rove because he exploited homophobia to advance his political ambitions. The fact that heβs denouncing a Republican candidate in Texas for being too racist should really tell you something.
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Imagine the sheer panic Benny Johnson mustβve briefly felt before he realized this was supposed to be on the Jumbotron, and he hadnβt accidentally shared his camera roll with the entire convention.
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You donβt have to be a wildlife biologist to know that this is a bad idea, but since I am a wildlife biologist Iβll just go ahead and say that this is a bad idea.
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I feel like not enough people know that this is what the Democratic nominee for Texas Commissioner of Agriculture looks like.
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Why does George W. Bush get zero smoke from the Epstein case? It was his DOJ that gave Epstein that insane sweetheart deal, but his name is rarely mentioned in the coverup conspiracy theories.
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Somewhere in Southwest Houston, thereβs an event venue decorated just like this thatβs hosting a quinceaΓ±era and an Indian wedding tonight.
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Gay bars hiring straight guys bc theyre hot is is like class traitor tea
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Who would be a secret Republican? It's the easiest grift on earth. If I were a Republican I'd post a picture of a gun and say "this is the only pronoun I have" and get invited to the White House for it.
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should the united states ban gerrymandering?
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