Surviving my twenties, one redbull vodka at a time

lala land
Joined September 2012
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Alpha Phi, Pi Kappa Alpha, Zeta Beta Tau
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@TwentySumthin you're tweets are the thoughts I have but never witty enough to articulate into 140 characters or less
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@TwentySumthin literally has the best tweets and is one of my favorite anon accounts. #anonlove 💕
My attitude about everything these days
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“@TwentySumthin: Whoever said money can't buy you happiness has never been to a concert” Or a Jeep or shoe store.💁🚙👠
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I have a constant mental battle between being friends with benefits or complete strangers
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I feel like @TwentySumthin tweets my thoughts 😍
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@TwentySumthin jk! Come back over 😘
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@TwentySumthin yeah! There's no in between , either they're complete assholes or way too sensitive!
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@TwentySumthin I'm sold. You're beautiful.
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@TwentySumthin I MISSED IT WTF
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Love my za
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As if whatever get the picture duh
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Me: hello crush, coffee? Crush: choke on it
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Pls no
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Reflecting on life I need to buy more peanut butter Oreos Sex Wait with who lol Netflix Kittens
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"Girl you are a skank! Get your life together. Get off that phone and get a job you hoe" -my grandma
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Drunk and alone with my cat so...
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Holy fuck you are gorgeous let me touch your butt.
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