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Father, former AD Army 19D, current 38B reservist. I'm that one dickhead who likes being the field.

Joined September 2011
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Okay on the one hand this isn't conducive to effective governance, on the other hand, I'd love to see Bernie Sanders go at it with Mitch McConnell
Meanwhile en Armenia: - La oposición propone crear un "Ministerio de Mujeres insatisfechas" para mejorar las tasas de natalidad. - El portavoz del Gobierno les pregunta si van a estar sus madres. El resto es historia y una oda al parlamentarismo post-soviético. Enjoy.
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SSG Melgar found out these guys were embezzling money that was meant for the informant funds. The SEALs then hatched a plan to keep Melgar quiet that entailed choking him out and filming him getting raped by a local as blackmail. They choked him too long and it killed him.
Please help me honor US Army Green Beret Staff Sergeant Logan Melgar. On June 4, 2017, the 34-year-old engineer sergeant was killed in Mali during a hazing incident by fellow special operators who broke into his room, restrained him, and applied a chokehold that led to his death by asphyxiation. From Lubbock, Texas, he served with the 3rd Special Forces Group (Airborne) after enlisting in 2012, completed Special Forces training, and deploying twice to Afghanistan. Survived by his wife Michelle and their two sons, Melgar was laid to rest at Arlington National Cemetery, leaving a legacy of service and a case that exposed serious issues of accountability within elite military units. Never forgotten.
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Death ruled homicide by asphyxiation. Two SEALs and two Raiders charged with felony murder for chokehold in planned hazing to film sexual assault. Convicted of manslaughter/hazing; sentences 6mo-18mo after reductions. Theft cover-up motive alleged, denied. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of… news.usni.org/2021/01/24/sea…
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If you want to know how vile these dudes are, here's some more:
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Good afternoon.
I chose to go up against the machinery of hatred. Have worked this gig for years in the public eye. The role has incurred serious costs for myself and my family; is our contribution to help make the world a better & more just place. Remember this as you witness attacks against me.
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Watching the left leverage this death as a talking point against SECDEF ain’t it. For lots of reasons.
Air Force service member dies after pointless stunt during a football game. That’s another soldier death directly tied to Pete Hegseth and his propaganda machine.
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what the fuck is this guy talking about man
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Honestly, most normal combat arms conversation ever.
what the fuck is this guy talking about man
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Tesla owners confirming my opinion that they don't like cars, they like feeling like a rich dude with a manservant.
Why have I bought into the Muskonomy? This is why. At 9pm on a Friday night I got in my wife’s car to pick up her Target order. I made it one house down before the car started throwing flat tire warnings. I pulled over and sure enough. It was flat. I very slowly drove it right back into our driveway, hopped out, and filed a claim through the Tesla app with my Tesla insurance. Within minutes a tow truck was dispatched to pick the car up and take it to the nearest Tesla service center. Since they’re open Saturday’s, the car will be ready for pickup tomorrow with a repaired or new tire. On any other car this would be a nightmare. Trying to find a tire shop over Saturday and Sunday, make sure my tire is in stock, pay a towing company to come get it… it would consume the weekend. Not with my @tesla though. A few taps of the screen and all I have to do it pick it up at the end. Wow.
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Yeah and that's a good thing
On the very expensive Porsche Mission S you have to use your phone for navigation and entertainment, like on the cheap $20k Slate truck, or an old car.
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YEAH WE’RE GONNA PUT EM IN A PEACH
Steve Bannon says that if Republicans lose the House in November, Health Secretary RFK Jr. and Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth will likely be impeached.
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Personally, I'm never mad when I see an attractive woman wearing something that makes her look good. I'm not gonna stare because I'm a well-adjusted adult, but like... you WANT women to wear boring shit? Couldn't be me tbh.
This is the kind of gymwear Shane Gillis was talking about in his monologue. If women do not understand what this accentuates, they should not be allowed out of the house unattended.
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This has never been a problem for me. Holy self-report.
Replying to @michellmybell1
I’m not saying it’s right for ether men or women to be promiscuous however a man’s penis never changes a women’s vagina does and it’s noticeable when the women has had many partners many men would prefer new unused cars instead of a car that’s been driven by many people
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Being on a Joint base gym means while I'm not the biggest guy there, I'm 100% the strongest, not only in terms of proportional weight but also overall.
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1: Aren't you on trial for running a Ponzi scheme? 2: Why does your hair look like a wig?
Stock market is a middle class trap.
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Start paying college students cash for every camera they rip apart. Provide free Faraday bags. Bring back cool fantasy monster hunting
When a college asked to cancel their Flock contract, Flock said no Then the college said they would pay the rest of the contract if Flock would just remove the cameras. Flock ghosted them. Then the college covered the cameras; every time they did, a person in an unmarked car would show up and remove the covers
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Like I don't do that already?
Men: based on the recent thing, it's time to wear skintight shirts and the shortest silkies you can buy to the gym every day.
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The Russian bot farms are back it seems.
Replying to @Unit025
You do know that human beings die every day, many without deserving their fate. But the possibility of an animal dying is what gets you animated? Cop on.
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Didn't this guy throw his son in a volcano?
Meu mestre mandou o papo hoje no jiu-jitsu
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Jesus man
⛔️ Reporter: "How long will the war continue?" Hegseth: "Typical liberal question!" "Don't you know Biden was worse?"‼️
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