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Historic sites nerd & ne'er-do-well. Cereal aficionado. Dad-jokester. Passionately ambivalent. Living in the Midwest but a Marylander for life.

Joined July 2020
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I like rockets but I love America. Elon's role in trying to buy our election should be investigated.
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Sarah knows ball. And she’s not wrong.
The hard truth is this isn’t a very good Ravens team. And it’s not just because Lamar Jackson is missing. The defense isn’t good. It surrenders big plays each week, and can’t hold leads. Not enough pressure, and the coverage is scary. The offense commits too many self-inflicted wounds and the offensive line is porous. Neither side is disciplined. There are too many bloated contracts for vets that aren’t performing. Many players haven’t shaken mental scars from years past. Lamar covered up a lot of roster warts, and without him, they are being exposed.
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I’ve been a fan for the entirety of their existence, and if this isn’t the worst version of them I’ve seen, it’s pretty close. Heartbreaking.
I’ve watched Ravens football for the majority of their existence. No one can tell me that this isn’t the worst team I’ve ever seen. There isn’t one phase that can be relied on and they’re undisciplined. Love them, but this is an all-time low. 📉 #RavensFlock
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The trumpets were good, but I was really convinced that @peanutpollino would be singing the anthem tonight.
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Michael J. Plummer retweeted
Want to be clear that in 2024 Elon was so sure he was a political mastermind everyone loved he felt confident enough to do a winky nazi salute twice on national television, and then since then he totally failed in his role in the White House, lost a wisconsin special election, burned half a billion dollars losing the midterms, and is now pretending he never said anything all. What a massive downfall
Elon deleting all his tweets 🤣🤣🤣
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Michael J. Plummer retweeted
Trump: Vote like I'm on the ballot. America: Okay.
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Michael J. Plummer retweeted
It’s almost like watering down a bunch of safe districts, sending ICE into neighborhoods to terrorize people, and then starting a highly unpopular war and driving gas prices into the stratosphere wasn’t a great midterm strategy. Who knew?
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I love this take. No one's denying that we're not where we want to be, but you can either wallow in it or choose to seek the opportunities it provides. Watching Joe learn and grow is one of those opportunities. He strikes me as a special guy worthy of our support.
There's just something about Joe Fagnano that makes me want to root for him. He made some nice throws and showed poise under pressure in Buffalo. With some practice reps and Doyle scheming up a gameplan for his strengths, I'm excited to see what he can do on Thursday.
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Michael J. Plummer retweeted
God saw Baltimore hit historic gun-violence lows and decided to take away Lamar Jackson. It's time for a live case study called 'how a single thumb can tank the mental health of an entire city.' teapaw.org/MayorBMScott/status/21…
While our city is continuing to experience historic lows for gun violence, just sustaining these gains is not enough. Still, we see far too many senseless beefs and conflicts lead to violence in our communities. I want to thank the brave men and women of the Baltimore Police Department, our community violence intervention ecosystem, the Mayor’s Office of Neighborhood Safety and Engagement, the the Office of the Attorney General, State’s Attorney’s Office, and all of our other partners for their work. But we have to double down on the proven strategies and partnerships that have gotten us this far. We must continue to build on the progress we have seen over the past four years, because any one life lost to violence in Baltimore is one too many.
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Agreed 1000%
No matter what the Baltimore Ravens and Lamar Jackson decide to do in the offseason: 1. My loyalty to the Ravens is for life! If the ship sinks, I'm going down with it. 2. Lamar will forever be my GOAT! I'll be rooting for his success no matter what.
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Replying to @theNFLchick
As a veteran who survived Kyle Boller, I absolutely deserve Lamar. Weirdos who want him somewhere else can go root for someone else.
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I went to the hardware store.
Ravens got me grocery shopping during the 4:00 window because I don’t need to watch football anymore right now.
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Michael J. Plummer retweeted
It's a massive indictment on your offensive line when three QBs get injured in a single game.
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Yeah that’s great. Can we get the compass back, please? Replacing it with another icon is a huge downgrade. (The image below must be using an old screenshot.)
now the trees in google maps will match the foliage while you’re driving 🥹 available in applicable US metros until November 30.
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Michael J. Plummer retweeted
I may have gotten confused by all the yard signs. I think I just voted for a realtor...
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Critical information for readers from the Tri-State area. The nearest H-E-B is 1,224 miles away. That’s a grocery run of 37 hours round trip. (Plus shopping time.)
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Michael J. Plummer retweeted
I haven’t been so frustrated with a team since the 2026 Orioles
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Michael J. Plummer retweeted
At this point it's just absolutely embarrassing stuff by the Ravens How do you give up leads like this almost every single time It is an identity that's spanned coaches, rosters, players and more
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Michael J. Plummer retweeted
Ravens forget how to tackle in the second half. And it happens weekly.
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"I heard a preacher say recently that hope is a revolutionary patience... Hope begins in the dark, the stubborn hope that if you just show up and try to do the right thing, the dawn will come. You wait and watch and work: you don't give up" -Anne Lamott, 'Bird by Bird'
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