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Joined April 2024
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thank god ao3 is down
Tears why are they tethered 😭😭😭😭😭
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Kingston not French enough to get away with it
Hawks guard Kingston Flemings has been suspended one game for intentionally elbowing Pelicans guard Bryce McGowens in the head.
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The correct term is sex worker actually
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Both were available when we picked a backup tackle
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April retweeted
Christmas decorations are not allowed until November 11. The Edmund Fitzgerald gets the next 10 days.
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April retweeted
Okay we really need to start having some conversations about Blake Cashman being the DPOY
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Drew Mestemaker oh my goodness He did the Zach Wilson Pro Day throw in a live game
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April retweeted
PROJECTION: #Eagles superstar CB Cooper DeJean is projected to sign a 4-year, $112 MILLION contract extension when eligible this offseason. That would be an average annual value of $28 MILLION per year. DeJean will become one of the highest-paid defensive backs in #NFL history.
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And buddy let me tell you they ain’t winning shit this time either lmfaoo KEEP THE DREAM ALIVE, MN GOP collapse 🥳🌹
Minnesota Republicans haven't won a statewide office for the past 20 years. Six weeks ago, it looked like they would win multiple offices, but just a week from Election Day, final polls are again shifting left. READ MORE at the link in bio.
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i get we have the WNBA (Women’s National Basketball Association) and the NBA (Non-Binary Association) but the boys deserve a league of their own too ❤️
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wnba fans might be forced to watch a game 😭
We estimate that service restoration for #AO3 will take around 2 weeks but it could be up to 4 weeks. We are hopeful that we will be able to bring the site back up in a degraded state sooner. Refer to our status page for updates: otwstatus.org/
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They say the best advice you can take is your own
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Wembys greatest defensive talent is that the rules don’t apply to him and never have
I'd say the refs missed this one
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My vent art.
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Turn on the tape. He is open every play. No clue why the O doesn’t begin and end with him like his peers.
Justin Jefferson this season has fewer... Targets than: Dontayvion Wicks, Kendrick Bourne, Xavier Hutchinson Receptions than: Kalif Raymond, Ryan Flournoy, Malik Washington Yards than: Josh Downs, Jaylin Noel, Devaughn Vele TDs than: Darius Cooper, Tre Tucker
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objectively pretty funny that the lottery changes were meant to stop tanking and now the bad teams still lose it's just because they're bad at basketball
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April retweeted
NFC Players of the Week! (Week 7) @themikepenix | @blockayyy | @DJ_wonnum
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thought the league was cracking down on officiating and trying to call fair calls its not lost on me that these "oops sorry we had bad calls" took place on the same day the NBA partnership with sports betting was announced
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Replying to @WolvesApril
it’s time for capital punishment
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