Annapolis, MD
Joined January 2008
If anyone would like to buy my @X15 handle in anticipation of #TwitterX the opening bid is 1 million dollars #ElonMusk #x #XAI
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Today, I’m honored to share that President Obama is supporting our campaign for the U.S. Senate. President @BarackObama & I both started as organizers in our communities, because we immediately understood that real changes come from regular folks joining the fight. #AngieForFlorida
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Lmao, she’s gonna hire @majornelson to fix her gamer rizz problem
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Fabletics shorts are just $10 for new vips?! You better believe it. Click to shop the gym shorts that do it all NOW.

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Hasta la vista, baby
Dr Oz: "Alabama has no OBGYNs in many of their counties, so they're doing something pretty cool. They're actually having robots do ultrasounds on these pregnant moms."
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Umm, so I’d like use one of my life lines and phone my lawyer now.
90 minutes to prove his innocence. Get tickets now for Mercy starring Chris Pratt and Rebecca Ferguson. Only in theaters January 23. Filmed for IMAX. Experience it in 3D.

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Remember when conservatives hated the a big federal government. That “Ruby Ridge” was a rallying call against government and law enforcement over reach into American lives? Oh well!
STAND WITH ICE. STAND WITH LAW ENFORCEMENT.
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Ravens fired John Harbaugh?!?!? He didn’t suck Justin Tuckers dick at the massage parlor ..WTF this ain’t his fault.
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Raising a foreign flag is treason and should result in immediate deportation
Syrian did this all over Europe, from Oslo to London, through Berlin: raining their flags and demonstrating. Question is, why are they even here? Their reason for fleeing is gone. Retur home.
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The McDonald’s Golden Arches as chart of Americans squabbling about what’s wrong with America.
The McDonald’s horseshoe is vindicated again.
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I’ve never seen a house with 6ft ceilings
THIS!! 👇🏼 “Oh my god. So I just saw a commercial with the Democrats freaking calling for us military personnel to not obey orders. Listen to what that sounds like! Democrats in the House and the Senate are calling for military personnel to not follow Trump’s orders, but we Republican Conservatives are the Insurrectionists?!”
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Imagine inventing a gayer way to eat a banana
Replying to @Acyn
Right wing X “influencer” @GuntherEagleman (aka, David Freeman) definitely looks like he could be a Diaper Thief, the dead give away being that he eats a banana like a wanker:
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Bro, no one is saying you can’t wear jeans for every phhcisal activity you do, it’s just fucking weird and cute straight to the point that you’re a weird fucking dude.
According to @RonWyden this is one of the reasons why I’m so “dangerous”: July 19: Kennedy hiked in jeans in the blazing Arizona sun on a day when temperatures reportedly hit 107 degrees. His choice of attire appeared to conflict with CDC guidance that people “wear loose, lightweight, light-colored clothing” while in extreme heat climates. The Secretary should always model best public health practices.
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Is it just me or have the Florida Seminoles gotten extra racisty after MAGA 2.0?
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Counter point: this is a less humiliating job than the guy who squirts water into a players mouth, let alone the guy who collects jock straps at the end of the night.
I don’t care how the NFL spins it...this isn’t cool.
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“She plays a teenager, but she’s actually in her twenty’s …so definitely a ‘No Epstein’ sitch, you know what I’m saying?”
“Have you seen the Sydney Sweeney ad?”🗣️
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Trump: STOP TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN Also Trump: “golden showers at the White House!”
LIVE VIEW: The White House? She’s in her Golden Age ✨ Haters: “tHiS iS AI!!” 🤬 Her: “24K Magic in the aaairrrr 🎶”
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