Joined June 2009
If you're really good in English, start a sentence with "Them"
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We are the indigenous people of Jack Dorsey. Elon Musk is our coloniser and we will not leave this land.
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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21 years ago I named "Reddit" and everyone said it was a horrible name, but I insisted one day people would say "I read it on reddit" and used my CEO-privilege to overrule everyone + kept the name. Now the company twitter account (unbeknownst to them) is making the joke. Heh.
I'd tell you a joke, but you've probably already Reddit.
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What Mascardi has done is how people communicate in corporate. Mtu anakutusi with all due respect. 😂
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Just learnt that In Luo, Nya is for women (Nyagem, Nyasiaya, Nyawahito) Ja is for men (Jakindu, Jaloka, Jabondo) God is Nyasaye 🤔🤔 Devil is Jachien! 😂😂😂😆
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Saa yote ni goodnight tight pumpum vagina
Kuna mahali wameguza Bensoul and I am afraid I agree😭
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it takes a certain level of audacity to rule a country into shambles and campaign for a second term. to come & do what, end our lives??
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Password must contain a symbol, a number, an emotional arc, a centralized theme, a big set piece, a male lead "struggling w/inner demons" & a strong female character.
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A great deal of misery comes from the assumption that every season of life must produce visible evidence of progress. We are uncomfortable with the years in which we are learning, recovering, reconsidering or simply trying to understand ourselves. But there are those times, too.
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sério deve ter sido a maior paz que eles tiveram na terra
a melhor memória de 2020 foi como os animais voltaram às ruas enquanto os humanos estavam em quarentena.
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When you open Instagram and see an intresting post on Threads but you can't read it all because you're never going to download that app
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The world does not need a billion suns. It needs stars and moons. Some people are the mountains, some the seas. Some stand as rivers, others trees. Your greatness is waiting for you to discover how it shines in the world and there's magic in knowing there's so much you can be.
How I feel when I see people my age do great things while I’m still stuck trying to figure out what the hell is going on in my life. xitter.cf/whotjj/status/21078630…
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did a dog write this
A surprising new study finds that people who sleep near their dogs don’t experience disrupted sleep. If anything, the University of Toronto researchers discovered, we humans are the ones disturbing our dogs’ sleep. nbcnews.com/health/health-ne…
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La era dorada del software
made a rug for your desktop so you can sweep your mess under it
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Kenyans😹😹😹
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There’s no experience quite as stressful as needing to use your printer in a hurry.
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The most French thing I’ve ever seen
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they are inventing indoors
I want my smart glasses to hide everything distracting while I am working.
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Your future doctor is using ChatGPT to get through exams right now, so please start eating better and exercising.
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My advice to newborns is to start investing now.
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