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Mr Decisive....I think. Actor/Writer/Corporate Sellout #MUFC https://teapaw.org/t.co/9gnlsH4iQT

London
Joined April 2011
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Someone told me I need to be better at promoting my acting stuff on Twitter....so for those of you interested (all 3 of you) - check out some snippets from my showreel in the thread below 👇 Link in my bio for more!
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Sexting on teams is mental
Uncle was doing a madness on the district line
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messaging my wife a link containing proof of her husband cheating on her from an anonymous instagram account and then when she clicks on it texting her to let her know she failed the family phishing test and she has to retake my cybersecurity course
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To anyone who says United fans are in no position to laugh at Arsenal getting knocked out by Fleetwood
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Arteta when he looks at the photos his analysts have given him
🚨 Mikel Arteta: “I'm going to put sensors on the touchline! There are managers that have the record in the league, 36 times in 10 minutes, leave the touchline… and no yellows”. “So I'm clipping ALL of that. So I have a massive storage of images now”.
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The solution to Manchester United is simple. If the management truly wants a rebuild, it should openly back Carrick. Then you will see all these overfed babies called players adjust or leave. After Arsène Wenger left Arsenal, the coaches who came afterwards failed to deliver the desired results until the management decided to rebuild and openly back Arteta. Özil, Lacazette, Aubameyang, Leno, Xhaka, and many other big stars either left or were moved on as the club rebuilt. The instruction was clear. If you are not playing at the level the coach expects, you are out. When Arsenal appointed Mikel Arteta in December 2019, the club finished 8th, 8th, and 5th in his first three Premier League seasons before qualifying for the Champions League. Some fans wanted Arteta out, while others believed in him and said, "We trust the process." You don't achieve quick success during a rebuilding phase. It's obvious that some players want Carrick out, and the management needs to make it clear to them that Carrick is not going anywhere, regardless of how bad the results get. The players need to understand that their job is to play at the highest level and deliver results. Any player who fails to perform at that level should be put up for sale, regardless of their name or how much they earn. I'm not happy seeing Manchester United this way even as rival fan. But the truth remains, when you're rebuilding most times it feels like it's not working but you'll need to be patient. You cannot say you are rebuilding a team, then sack the manager every time results don't go your way. At this point, the players must also be held accountable. You cannot keep changing managers while the same players continue to underperform. If the club's management trusts Carrick enough to appoint him, it should give him the backing to do his job. Let the players know that nobody is bigger than the club. If you're rebuilding, you'll suffer until things gets better.
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This is one of the best things I’ve seen from any fan base in a very long time. For too long players have got away with downing tools to get a manager sacked, it’s quality to see United fans backing Carrick over the players! 👏
Emotional exit by Michael Carrick as fans sing his name. A farewell? Supporters turn on players once Carrick down tunnel. #MUFC
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If James Blunt told me it was sunny outside, I'd take an umbrella 😂 never seen someone so convinced on things that are so wrong 😂 #CelebrityTraitors
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Every time you go to the post office the person in front of you has a problem that has never happened before in all of history.
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This really was an extraordinary few minutes…
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JUST IN: Portugal head coach Jorge Jesus says he will respond to Cristiano Ronaldo’s statement after he has had time to read it. 🚨
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There’s no one in the history of sports more foolish than this. I’m so so sorry 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Replying to @Miguel_Brito_
O Homelander vai marcar o golo 1000 contra o Al-Karalho
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Parece-me claramente o desespero de alguém que não está a saber lidar com a perda das suas capacidades e de já não ser o Deus do Futebol que outrora foi. É uma pena que não se tenha preparado para isso porque um top5 da história do futebol mundial não devia acabar assim.
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Meus amigos, não se convençam de outra coisa: Isto é tudo por causa do golo 1000. Uma coisa é marca-lo numa segunda a noite no Arabao, outra é marca-lo num jogo internacional. CR7 sabe que os únicos jogos relevantes que ainda jogava eram na seleção e agora nem isso sobra. 1/2
🇵🇹 “Ronaldo was given guarantees about how he’d be used (for Portugal)” 😡 “You DON'T do that to a top player!" Piers Morgan reacts to the fallout between Cristiano Ronaldo and Portugal manager Jorge Jesus. 📺 youtu.be/dEu9xQBH8lo @piersmorgan | @sjopinion10 | @SkyKaveh
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Etihad threatening to sue. UAE reportedly intimating that UK investment could be pulled. A Prime Minister couching any criticisism. If this sorry saga doesn't convince you that state ownership of football clubs should never be allowed, nothing ever will.
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LOOK AT THIS FUCKING SHIT HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHABAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH 90% OF THE SPONSORSHIP MONEY WAS COMING FROM THE OWNER! KICK THEM OUT
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I'd have sympathy for City fans if they didn't all collectively have their head in the sand twerking for a nation state.
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He'd score 30 in the Saudi League if you put him in now
Wayne Rooney, fair f*cking play👏👏👏
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Tony Pulis knows everybody in football
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