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He/him ¦ Grassroots football coach ¦ Been antifa longer than you have on account of their long held bias against Manchester United.

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Joined July 2013
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Genuine exchange just now between my 4 and 6 yos: 4: our job today is to post 6: post what? 4: just post
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A truly AWFUL penalty from Lewis Dunk saw Brighton get knocked out to Man City. #BHAFC For those who missed it 👇👇
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Brighton also just got knocked out on pens by a league two side but I don’t see anyone talking about that 🙄
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Caught mid off thank you enjoy the pavilion for the next 3 hours.
this is what happens when a softball player plays against a cricket world cup champion bowler so i guess softball is the superior sport
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Broad consensus seems to be that Howe would be a 'yes' man for INEOS who would slot into the structure easier than say a Conte, but didn't he have massive rucks with first Ashworth and then Mitchell, leading ultimately to the disastrous summer 2025 window?
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The guy who scored the winning penalty hasn't even got a Wikipedia page ffssssss
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Does this mean they're going to be whinging about no Fleetwood players being high on the Ballon D'Or list?
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Interesting Arsenal u21’s just beat League 1 Wimbledon, let’s see if Arsenal could beat League 2 Fleetwood
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Why create a username and password if you're just gonna email me a code before every login
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Arsene Wenger's "daylight" offside trial is unlikely to be extended after receiving a lack of support at the International Football Association Board's (Ifab) assessment panels on Tuesday. All the details of today's meeting. 👇 bbc.co.uk/sport/football/art…
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Morgan Rogers 4’
🚨 Sources say EVERYONE is focused on SHOWING a response on the pitch at Stamford Bridge following United’s worst start to a league season in 40 years. #MUFC [@ChrisWheelerDM]
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REVEALED - the true extent of Man City’s financial advantage via cheating: £4.6bn? sportingintelligence832.subs…
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And this Harry Kane love in reminds me of when Andy Carroll had a decent run.
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You can try having a striker score 70 in a season. Seems to work quite well if you don’t win a CL. Journalists from Benin aren’t watching Jurrien Timber see out a lead vs Sporting
We have to win the Champions League. There’s literally nothing else we can do to get the credit on the world’s stage…
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My #37 Harry Kane jersey from 2012 is going to be so great when he wins the Ballon d'Or
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Lol! Baseball Player couldn’t handle this simple wrist spin, and they talking about Cricket is a Easier sport 😭
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i hope this email blasts your tits clean off
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This Baseball vs Cricket debate feels so personal because I used to be a professional American baseball player. I played Single-A before moving to India for some business work. I had to stay in India for a long time, so I started watching live cricket. Once I understood the game, I decided to try playing it at a small ground. A baseball player like me, who thought he could smash every ball for a six, struggled to even hit one. I got bowled twice in my first three balls. I managed to connect with a few full tosses, but you rarely get those deliveries because bowlers usually bowl them by mistake. Yorkers, bouncers, everything felt like I was putting my life at risk. 😭 I became so fascinated with cricket that I eventually opened a cricket-related page. Hitting a pitched baseball and hitting a cricket ball after it bounces are two completely different things. If even half of India's cricket-playing kids started training for baseball, they could give America some serious competition. You have no idea how difficult cricket actually is until you step onto the pitch.
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kane must have one of the most efficient ballon d'or to trophies ratios in history
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