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#Messi🐐. @ManUtd. @F1 🏎️. #Seb5.

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What my little cousins do when they see me instead of just saying hello😭😭
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i can’t believe bill gates named that company after his penis
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From Seb, to Kimi ❤️ Passing on love, advice, and the youngest-ever champion record #F1 #MexicoGP
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GRANDE KIMI!! 💙 YOU ARE THE F1 WORLD CHAMPION!! 👑
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A thousand ways to die.
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Amkeni... This govt wants to limit information you get as a Kenyan. BILL ALERT 🚨 The Access to Information (Ammendment) Bill, 2025. Drafted as The Official Secrets (Ammendment) Bill, 2025. NA/DLS/BILLS/2/43/2025 Thread 🧵
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Cape Verde qualifying for the Round of 32
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She WENT MISSING TODAY at 4pm. This is the MOST TRAGIC PERIOD for kids and their parents in Kenya.
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Hi I'm lynet from Komarock I lost my kids date 13 may 2026 please 🙏 who ever see them please call me on these number 0726096432 name ,precious and Zennel
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Kids are being beheaded now??????????
I’ve read about 3 kids who have been killed and that’s just in the last 24 hours! It is genuinely very alarming how unsafe the country has become. wtf is happening ? A convo has to be heard and proper measures taken to ensure safety of the children in this country.
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He is still missing, let’s repost until he is found
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Wishing a Happy Birthday to Sir David Attenborough. Thank you for the knowledge, passion, and hope you’ve passed on to all of us. Celebrate 100 years of Sir David Attenborough with Ocean with David Attenborough on @DisneyPlus and @hulu
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Replying to @Kibet_bull
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LOOONG POST ALERT! We were commissioned to refresh this upcountry home in Murang'a.
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My friend is looking for his kids. Reach out to @CKMahea if you have any info. Also retweet this widely ifikie wengi!
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Replying to @allano224
Hallo @mucherawh ! Thanks for reaching out. M-PESA limits are set based on regulatory guidelines, so hitting 3 million isn’t something we can adjust manually hata kama bet inaonekana “sure win”. Kumbuka pia Arsenal fans walikuwa sure kabla bao ya Cunha iwazime^SG
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This is Kenya
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Bad ass intro
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Parliament has invited your views on the Turkana Oil FDP that we are considering currently. You should pay attention because this is Ruto’s biggest scandal yet. 1. The ownership of the Company that is to produce the oil (Gulf Energy, Formerly Tullow) changed names and hands multiple times in a matter of weeks. Days even. Your lawyer will tell you thats symptomatic of attempts to mask real ownership. It is telling that the current FDP was approved by government days after the last ownership changes. 2. The Original production contract has been varied a million times. Most notably on 25th November 2025 just days after the last ownership changes, to raise the maximum recoverable cost for petroleum production from the initial 55% to 85%. Kenyans will never see any real benefit from that oil. 3. On the same day Clause 27(2)(b) was amended to expand the definition of capital expenditure to include expenditure on labour, fuel, repairs, maintenance, hauling, mobilisation and supplies and materials relating to production, development, exploration and appraisal and decommissioning costs. We may basically never see a coin from our oil. 4. Crucially, we in the Senate passed the Local Content bill which requires the oil company to utilize locally available resources including labour and supplies. They have cleverly made the current agreement with Gulf exempt from such legislation. We don’t have leaders. We have dealers in government who don’t care about anything other than themselves.
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#ThankYouCena Don't miss @JohnCena's FINAL match THIS SATURDAY at #SNME, 8e/5p on @peacock!
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