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My partner died this afternoon, just now.
She was responsible for improving, and saving, millions of lives because she was an absolute fucking pest. She made government better because she cared.
I am alone and do not know what to think.
Hitting themselves in the face with a hammer goes from metaphor to literal?
Male R candidates need to be carefully vetted for handsomeness, facial symmetry, good gonial angles, clear skin, trim build, thick hair.
Basically 99% of the GOP candidates who lost failed the most basic looksmaxxer test, even when adjusted for age.
This seems silly, but I want you to remember who the customers are for the product the GOP is trying to sell.
Brandon Gill won easily for a reason. Adbul did too, for a similar reason (although his manlet muscular appeal is lost on me)
I'm not kidding, I think Clavicular should be consulting on America First candidate physiognomy.
OMG I know the perfect choice. Beauty pageant winner who clerked for 2 Justices and is a legendary oral advocate. Bonus: She’s fluent in Russian.
The next WH Press Secretary will matter a great deal as Democrats gear up for one, last assault on President Trump.
My unsolicited suggestion: Get a list of Supreme Court law clerks from the past six years and interview those who are in fact believers in Article II powers and who can verbally battle with and best a WH press corps which will rival that of Nixon’s last two years in combativeness.
President Trump is his own best defender but a young, very smart, very articulate lawyer who knows the Constitution inside and out and doesn’t flinch from making arguments based on Article II powers is the ticket to at least getting his message out over the legacy media’s insatiable appetite for scandal and controversy as the gather their numbers for the last gasp in their 12-year war against Trump.
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The next WH Press Secretary will matter a great deal as Democrats gear up for one, last assault on President Trump.
My unsolicited suggestion: Get a list of Supreme Court law clerks from the past six years and interview those who are in fact believers in Article II powers and who can verbally battle with and best a WH press corps which will rival that of Nixon’s last two years in combativeness.
President Trump is his own best defender but a young, very smart, very articulate lawyer who knows the Constitution inside and out and doesn’t flinch from making arguments based on Article II powers is the ticket to at least getting his message out over the legacy media’s insatiable appetite for scandal and controversy as the gather their numbers for the last gasp in their 12-year war against Trump.
A conversation that we must prevent from ever happening again. “Yale is a Tier-one unit. Harvard is Delta.”
James "Jimmy" Hatch Why I Failed_Hell_Week_(And_Why_Quitting Is Contagious)
Former DEVGRU operator Jimmy Hatch survived 3 separate Hell Weeks when he failed out of combat diving on his second attempt and had to completely restart BUD/S training from scratch to finally earn his Trident. because he learned a brutal truth: your brain tries to quit long before your body actually fails. The harder the training got, the tougher his mind became. True self-examination starts when you're pushed to the absolute edge. 🔱
#NavySEAL #Mindset #NeverQuit
#SealTeam6 #JamesHatch #Tier1Podcast #MilitaryHistory #Veterans #Inspiration #YaleUniversity
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Rep. Sarah McBride (D-DE) on Stephen Miller becoming the new White House Chief of Staff
“I think this president just wanted someone even more unlikable than him in the cuck chair in the Oval Office.”
Source: The Washington Sun
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Anyone else feel like the recent elections prove that the public demands we immediate implement my personal policy preferences?
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Telling my wife I’m having an affair with a 26 year old Chinese spy for national security reasons
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Bir biyolog, ormandaki bir mantarın biyolojik aktivitesini synthesizer’a bağladı. Mantardan gelen sinyaller, enstrümandan müzik olarak duyuldu.
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Padme’s medical droid: She just lost the will to live.
Me (there for some reason): Wait, what? That’s not a thing.
Droid: Good catch—You’re right, my first diagnosis of “lost her will to live” was incorrect. She actually had a massive cerebral hemorrhage.
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Just the Iron Merrimack recording, or more than that? youtu.be/iKN_W35P8jA?si=bb-C…
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Just a reminder to law students—and especially 1Ls—I wrote a short and free guide for how to excel on law school exams. Download it here: papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.…
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SITUATION DETECTED: Delaware is drafting a proposal for a new form of corporate entity called an Artificial Intelligence Company (AIC). An AI managing an AIC would be able to provide services, sign contracts, hold property, and even file or defend lawsuits in the company’s name.
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NEW: In leaked recordings, Peter Thiel argued that Nashville should be a moral alternative to Pope Leo XIV and the Catholic Church, which he called “a dubious ally” against a hypothetical future Antichrist Democratic president.
“America is the last and final form of the Roman Empire,” Thiel told a closed-door crowd in Nashville’s Masonic Temple. “There is no successor.”
He has attacked Pope Leo XIV at least four times this year, once calling him “a useful idiot for the CCP.” thelettersfromleo.com/p/the-…
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Army renames culinary specialists as tactical field feeding specialists, reflecting a combat-focused role supporting modern battlefield operations.
stripes.com/branches/army/20…
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SSRN is not allowing new papers to be submitted (and it is suddenly as if life has no meaning). @lsolum @SSRN @tylercowen
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This is like the captain of the Titanic turning the entire ship around so that he can hit the iceberg even harder a second time.
Stephen Miller says that the Trump administration is 'actively looking at' suspending habeas corpus, the constitutional right to challenge unlawful detention
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This is a May 2025 clip. Stephen Miller said the Trump administration was actively looking at suspending habeas corpus. Reports indicate the proposal was seriously debated but White House lawyers advised it requires Congressional action. No suspension has occurred.
reason.com/2026/06/17/the…
washingtonexaminer.com/news/justice/3…
dailycaller.com/2025/05/09/ste…