Joined March 2026
An ADE 1 minute uber pickup is actually 47 minutes
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I know all my friends who have my location are fake as fuck because why had no one texted to ask if I’m ok?? I’m in fucking Nebraska. Like this should be a red alert
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Wow Copenhagen is idyllic af!!! I love this city!!
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4 European countries in 4 days and it’s gotten progressively colder and more rainy every stop 🀣🀣 Amsterdam tomorrow and based on everyone else’s posts it might just be the shite weather final boss of the week for me.
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Meanwhile it’s 70 and sunny in Chicago
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My experience partying all night at Berghain in Berlin made me think of how we're lacking this experience in the San Francisco tech scene. We can literally become the coolest, most tasteful social scene on Earth if we had our version of Berghain, but better. So let's build it. The best aspect of Berhain is how they select who gets in. The club has a vibe and atmosphere, and if you aren't wearing the right clothes or have the right demeanor, you don't get in. That's how you cultivate a tasteful crowd. We can improve on this by only letting in high agency, talented operators in the tech scene who can still pull off dope outfits, so no geeks. SF is in dire need of late night venues, and Berghain goes until 8am. That's a little too crazy for high net worth operators who are changing the world so we could do something like 2am. Berghain also is kinda dark and in a weird building so we'd put the club in a SoMa corporate office that we convert to speakeasy or barcade vibe. Maybe add a quiet area for people to bring their laptops and work? I honestly feel like we're improving on the Berghain form here, especially by swapping out the crowd of weird partiers in inappropriate clothes (or lack there of) with insanely cracked founders and engineers. I'm super stoked about this idea, SF tech could really run the dopest parties on the planet.
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I wear big baggy clothes so much I honestly forget that I am HOT underneath all that
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Might have to be sexy zecca 2027
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Looking at the cover of a goosebumps book is scary but worth it
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well I had some Sunday scaries until I got this message πŸ₯Ή
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My set from London. Some brand new stuff. Some old stuff. Some unreleased stuff. on.soundcloud.com/QitB4SBok7…
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I cant believe millennials were afraid of posting photos online where red solo cups were visible at all because it could compromise our future employability and now the country is being run by someone who bragged openly about snorting cocaine off a toilet seat. Its just bothering me still.
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Played music to 7k people in London last night and honestly never felt more sure of my sound and my place in the industry. Finally breaking into the UK / Euro touring spaces where I know I belong!!!!!
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i'd be such a good peasant i fucking love soup and bread
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London on a sunny day really is it tho
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Owning cats will make it look like you don't clean up after yourself. Why has there been an envelope in the middle of the living room floor for the past two months, you ask? Because it's his favorite envelope, that's why
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the world will be a better place when you die
The Cornell gang bang participant and/or victim looks exactly like how you’d think she would and we all know what I mean by that and I trust there won’t be any misunderstanding
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