Keep your powder dry

New York City
Joined February 2013
absolute cinema
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Jealous of anyone who is lucky enough to live by the beach
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It’s hard to put into words just how much I hate Jarvis; l’ll let y’all use your imaginations.
The Raiders are going to get blown out the next four games. If they win a single one of these I’ll delete my account.
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“The Raiders love bombed us.” -guy in bar (he’s not wrong)
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say what you will, but the man’s ass fetish is unmatched (sorry @jay_kobbe)
TRUMP: "I looked at one hell of a beautiful ass before: Nicki Minaj. That's hard to miss."
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That’s Pierre Delecto to you
sometimes think about how after losing the 2012 presidential election Mitt Romney went to Costco to shop incognito.
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What if someone writes in Dan Sullivan?
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LB retweeted
Meet Knickson Fyve Bradford. A family of New York Knicks fans gave their newborn son the unique name to commemorate the team's 2026 NBA title win. The Bradford family was seven months into the pregnancy when the Knicks won the championship and said the name was a quick decision once finding out they were having a boy. abcnews.visitlink.me/Golx-G
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There have been rumors about this for quite some time ... from what I understand, Noem will also be in the cross-hairs.
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I tried to warn you all about polls!
The closest I’ll ever come to being a conspiracy theorist is not believing any of these polls are real or accurate lol
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I am a longtime poll hater! xitter.cf/beyondreasdoubt/status…
Replying to @Alicia_Smith19
Serious Q - why does anyone care about these polls? They are all over the place and don’t seem to serve any real purpose.
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"Detectives believe the suspect was smoking marijuana on the train when Rodriguez confronted him, sparking an argument that escalated into gunfire."
17-year-old arrested in fatal Midtown subway shooting after smoking dispute 7ny.tv/kPug10
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For its next trick, the Young Turks are going to tell us J. Edgar Hoover liked to wear women’s clothes.
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a RICO indictment!
Replying to @BillMelugin_
Cover page of the indictment against her. Some of her family members have also been arrested & charged by DOJ.
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how is the answer not a firm no
Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN) when asked by MS Now tonight if she married her brother: "Not to my knowledge."
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just @CJMordock reminding me when we were at the Yankees game and I had a few too many beers and gave my card to Andrew Shue
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The problem is you're not actually a good lawyer. Like, at all. You were hired for one reason and one reason alone. Spare those of us with a brain.
Big Scoop: After leaving public service, I’ve gone back to doing what I have done for my entire career: being a lawyer. If the New York Times simply went back and looked at their own reporting, they have already credited another capable attorney for what he successfully did without me and took credit for. Any insinuation that my employment — all of which has been vetted and disclosed to the D.O.J. — had anything to do with securing a pardon is false and defamatory. What’s more, even though I’ve told this activist “journalist” at The New York Times for each of his many hit pieces on me and my family to refer to me as Alina Mildon, my actual name, they can’t help but do what they have always done- use my old name for clicks. Intentional, pathetic and obvious. I have stayed silent while the media attacked my husband, my friends, and me over the past week. My entire public career has been dedicated to calling out the radical left and the fake news. Anyone who thought that would change hasn’t been paying attention. We are 14 days away from the election - this is just another October surprise. Do not let left wing media distract you from the amazing work this President and administration has done. I know this game all too well.
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how dare you Josh
Fries not coming with burgers anymore is the next crisis we need to tackle right after housing, mental health, and people who eat candy corn.
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I feel like this is only meh and not sure why Amazon is blowing smoke up my butt lol
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