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Brain Dead ppl

@brainlesspublic

Just some fucking mind-blowing stupid shit from working with the public. It's all real life, shit you not! I'm scared for the future!

 Pennsylvania, USA
Joined July 2016
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Marlana@Marlaneyyyyy_4 Dec 2018
Makes me sad how ppls wellbeing & mental health is just one big fat joke until someone’s body is laying in the morgue.. then everyone & their mother take to social media & become advocates for mental illness for about 2 days then back to not giving a fuck.
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#DearCustomer: For the love of god, STOP LICKING YOUR FINGERS TO GET YOUR CASH. It's gross. It sounds gross. It feels gross if I accidentally touch the part of the bill w/your spit on it. AND IT'S FUCKING FLU SEASON. Please... Just stop. #cashierproblems
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Server_Life@TipOrGoHome19 Dec 2017
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A guest today complained to me that all the bathroom stalls were occupied. Like I’m going to go in there and make people shit faster.
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Jaded Waitress@FOH_4_Life13 May 2017
Host interviews at my restaurant: Manager: "Do you have a below-average IQ?" Applicant: "Yes." Management: "Congratulations! You're hired!"
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When u decide to have a conversation when I ask if u'd like to order, I'm walking away. #serverproblems #waitandhate #imnotplayingthisgame
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You know ... if you say you are never coming back to this restaurant... can you just stick to that resolution?
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The only one who should be working tonight is Santa..... He won't cover my shift.
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If you're an asshole my advise is NOT to be a regular at any restaurant. #ThursdayThoughts #wehandleyourfood
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I'm not holding onto the $2 bill you left me. Give that to your grandkids instead. #serverproblems
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Two days off makes me feel like I am wasting my life. Then I go back to my job, where I am ACTUALLY wasting my life. #serverlife
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❗❗❗
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Server Gifs@SeverGifs7 Aug 2016
I used to actually enjoy serving, but now everyone is just miserable every day and it always puts me in a bad mood
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After all of these years working in the service industry, I have come to the conclusion that I'm not a people person.
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This dude told me to smile more. Fuck you!
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Don't ask me to change the temp, lights, or music. I don't go into your job and criticize the way you suck dick, do I? #serverlife
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Feels like you've been at work 5 hours already, check the clock and it's been just 5 minutes 🕰🙈 #serverlife #serverproblems
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There a great place to eat where they always have the air conditioning set exactly the way you like it. It’s called HOME.
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Server Gifs@SeverGifs30 Jul 2016
I actually hate everyone I work with because nobody ever shows up on time
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Jaded Waitress@FOH_4_Life21 Jul 2016
How can one sentence explain my whole life?
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