I tell jokes, wrangle degenerates, and try not to neglect my kid (in that order). Hear me talk shit on my podcasts notiowa.com and dudiaries.com.
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Joined March 2009
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Hey @robertAbooey, going to my first @springsteen concert tonight in Vegas. Any hot concert tips!?
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TAI is back. Degens should celebrate.
Sorry to be a month behind on this.
I don't know how many of these we'll do, but we did one. taiv2.com
Episode four gets crowded with @saintmoz, @patch406_md, and @Y2k509 joining me for a @sorry4yourluck reunion. Soooooo many honorable mentions. Taiv2.com
I don't know how many of these we'll do, but we did one. taiv2.com
It's happening! #TAIV2 launches this month. It's been almost a decade, so post any questions, topics, or guest suggestions and we'll use them. I mean, unless I forget I posted this and never check it, in which case you wasted your time.
Karate Kid reboot...Top Gun reboot...This Ain't Iowa reboot??? #TAI2.0 #StayTuned
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don't know ANYTHING about his politics, but the CEO of Arizona Iced Tea has kept then 23oz cans 99 cent through 2 recessions. I'll vote for him if he runs
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Heads up everyone, it's Ninja Turtle weather
11:32am CDT #SPC Day1 Outlook Slight Risk: Across the Ozark Plateau through the Ohio River Valley go.usa.gov/YWq5
Try just like watching what you like, and turning off what you don't. If your outrage can be resolved by spending an hour doing something else, it's not real outrage.
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I always admire when film directors are like “my work MUST be seen on the big screen” because as a standup comedian I’m like “sure I’ll shout my jokes out of a moving car at an unsuspecting audience for no money and I’ll thank you for the opportunity.”
Every four years when I watch the #OpeningCeremony I get to be taken back to the bar at the Chicken Ranch. Enjoying the majesty while @mofobes was furiously negotiating in the back...
Nothing gets these commentators going like a big goofy white guy with good fundamentals. Just huge boners (and WAPs) for footwork.
I might be a little late to the party on this one, but in "Little Red Corvette" when Prince says, "there's a lion in my pocket and baby it's ready to roar." That's his dick, right?
Check out my latest appearance. I define the term "sucker bet," then proudly announce that I'm making one like a fucking sucker.
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