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“You already made that joke” Yeah no shit you think Tom Petty played Free Falling just once?
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I love saying “sounds good” at work when I don't give a fuck.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This is a word for word copy of another post days before.
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Bring your friend to work day needs to be a thing. Would love to see where the fellas spend their days.
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I mean, ladies and gentleman, remember Zayas’ cathartic Pick 6 against Wisconsin 3 weeks ago and PSU lost?
How about after Zion Tracy’s pick 6 against Ohio State? Loss.
Saquon Barkley’s insane Rose Bowl run? Loss.
Saquon Barkley opening kick TD against OSU? Loss.
KJ Hamler ~90 yd touchdown reception scamper against OSU? Loss.
Curtis Jacobs’ pinball pick 6 against Michigan in ‘22? Loss.
PSU claws back to force OT in the matter of minutes against Oregon? Loss.
Dennis-Sutton’s interception against Notre Dame? Loss.
PSU incredible comeback against IU last year which included an unreal pick, and a huge sack against Mendoza until the defense lapsed? Loss.
Like this tweet, it’s a never ending list. The question is, when does it end?
Oh by the way, Penn State lost another game in which they had an incredible, cathartic play (the Zayas one-handed interception), in another game in which PSU refused to be a part of the chaos today and handed Michigan the game on a golden platter.
These are tales as old as time. Lol it’s incredible, isn’t it?
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Through 15 quarters of Big Ten football, Penn State offensive coordinator Taylor Mouser has not yet produced a 10+ yard rush for any running back.
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Spent the last 15 minutes staring at this hypothetical conference realignment. It’s perfect.
No conference championships — best regular season conference record wins conference. Each conference sends winner to CFP + 6 overall at-large bids (16-team CFP).
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LSU ranked 11 for no reason to start the season.
Ole Miss beats LSU and climbs to 4.
Florida beats Ole Miss and climbs (13 spots!) to 8.
Florida gets boat raced by Mizzou and South Carolina.
Maybe we should stop assuming mid SEC teams are elite when they beat each other?
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Nintendo needs to be working overtime to get a Pokémon Football League game ready by Christmas. They’ll be printing money
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RIP Mike Ditka, who ripped ass so shamelessly on Monday Night Countdown Chris Carter literally could not believe his ears
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Although the Bucs won, Tampa's decision to not kick the field goal and go up three scores was indefensible.
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The Rays are 1-18 (.056) with RISP in this series.
The one thing they did so well in the regular season (MLB's leading BA with RISP), they haven't yet replicated in October.
If they were facing a team with a competent lineup and defense, the series would probably be tied at the very least. They'd be punished for those failures.
But not against the Boone roll-over Yankees.
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🚨 BREAKING 🚨 An anonymous AFC GM believes the Harbaugh brothers may have a long-term plan for J.J. McCarthy.
The theory: Jim encouraged John to acquire and develop McCarthy in New York, while the Chargers eventually move Justin Herbert for a haul of premium picks—then flip one to the Giants for McCarthy.
The potential endgame: McCarthy reunites with Jim Harbaugh as the Chargers’ starter next season.
#NFL #Chargers #Giants
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Since Drinkwitz took over at Missouri in 2020, they’ve gone:
0-16 against SEC teams with a winning record
And also been ranked 43 TIMES in the AP Poll
Absolute disgrace
