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HumanBeing retweeted
Okay this is happening 🔥
I don’t have a cadence for making them yet, will find time this week to start recording. Follow along
HumanBeing retweeted
Prediction:
College kids are screwed.
I’m changing my mind on AI.
It will drive a wedge between the competent and the average that is so wide the average and below average won’t be able to add value in white collar work.
Why hire a $100k a year college grad who knows nothing in NYC or San Fran when I can hire an AI native engineer in Colombia for half that?
Why hire an analyst when an AI native finance manager in South Africa is half the price and can do 3x the work?
Why hire an average sales person in the states for $100k when you can get a South African with Grok bot to be 10x as productive?
Global talent + AI is now much much closer to the best talent in America and much better than average talent in America.
What are all of these people going to do for work?
What do I train my kids to do to make sure they can earn a living?
HumanBeing retweeted
GOOD DAY, MR PRESIDENT: NIGERIANS DESERVE ACCOUNTABILITY
Good day, Mr President.
I congratulate you on spending a night in one of Nigeria’s states outside Lagos and Abuja. I hope you enjoyed the warmth, hospitality, and delicious cuisine of Akwa Ibom, which I am sure is even better than those of the destinations where you have spent over 260 days outside Nigeria since coming into office.
I sincerely hope this visit will inspire you to travel to the remaining 33 states of the federation, spend time with the people and, more importantly, explain what your administration has done with the ₦15.8 trillion saved from the removal of fuel subsidy, the over $100 billion you have borrowed, the increased revenues accruing to the government from taxing Nigerians, and the additional government revenues which your administration celebrated last year as having surpassed its target.
Nigerians deserve to know how many that were pulled out of poverty within this period, how many out-of-school children were returned to school, and how many functional primary healthcare centres you have built. They also deserve to know how much electricity supply has improved, especially given your promise that if you do not fix power, Nigerians should not vote for you. They deserve an explanation of how you have secured the country, which still ranks among the most terrorised countries in the world.
Mr President, Nigerians deserve answers. They deserve to know what has been done with the resources entrusted to your government.
The New Nigeria we want to build will be based on accountability, transparency, and the physical, measurable impact of our public resources on the lives of citizens.
A new Nigeria is POssible. -PO
HumanBeing retweeted
When I got laid off from Microsoft, I got into a company in Lagos that felt paying 600k naira a month was doing me a favour. I had to take the offer to keep body and soul together.
Was there for 6 months until I fell out with the MD and started looking out. That was when I started my training outfit but couldn't quite get traction.
Anyway, after leaving this NGO, I spent another 5 months in the wilderness, literally. Ate rejections almost every other day. Was living on the goodwill of friends and relations. Basically wondering what to get out of life.
An Antler rep came knocking at the time and was in the process of fast tracking my application to the Antler cohort at Kenya. Guess what? My passport had expired. Ran to go fast track my passport, after a few days emailed the partner but was told it was too late.
I remember laying in my room laughing hysterically, mulling to myself, "who I offend?"
Thankfully at that time, I applied to Andela and the process started for another 2 months. I got into Andela and my monthly salary was my previous annual salary. This trend continued in a subsequent company. Use am run one or two that year.
But the point is, while I was enjoying this new reality, I asked myself, "why did you worry all those times?" In hindsight, there was no reason to. I should have just chilled for 5 months, enjoyed myself.
But we are human and can only understand life in hindsight. As long as you believe this it will work out for you: EVERYTHING will turn out better than you expected, just stop worrying.
HumanBeing retweeted
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I spent my entire day working on this. Here are 300+ universities offering fully funded Master’s scholarships for 2027.
In this drive, you’ll find universities offering:
• Fully funded scholarships without IELTS requirements, where officially permitted.
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I put this together to help more people discover Master’s opportunities they can apply for in 2026 - 2027.
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HumanBeing retweeted
I don't want to quote that original tweet make 200L pikin no use me mop floor this afternoon but there's no congregation of women on this earth that bodies (beauty, wits, humor, intellect) black women. The closest group are the Latinas.
And I come to you with sufficient data, data gathered from firstperson investigational studies - Carribean, East Africans, Congolese, Sudanese, Zimbabweaan, Somalians, Ethiopians, Nigerians.
The Carribeans were my first introduction to what it means when a woman fucks your mind. Those ones are a different umami. When those ones kiss you, they don't kiss you - they fellowship with your lips.
When a black woman is short, she stands out.
When she's tall, she stands out.
Her dentition stands out.
She glistens in the sun. If she's on low cut, she stands out.
Braids, locs, all back, moro - she stands out. The smell of coco butter in her hair.
Her lip gloss, her choice of dresses - pants, gowns, 2 pieces. She fucking stands out.
The black woman has always been my cup of tea. She will always be.
The pheromones of a black woman different.
There's also a different set of pheromones she gives off when she's ovulating.
Have you ever had the loving of a black woman who hasn't been initiated into Komodo dragons?
She's different, warm, nurturing, how she pouts when she wants something from you - God saw the blandness in this miserable world and created black women.
Her food will nourish your body. Her FOOD will nourish your soul. The whine from the black woman's FOOD is diabolical.
Black women have their own flaws but they'll always be my cup of tea.
If you like call them loud, intolerant, bitchy - under their tents shall I always pitch.
As every man is destined to die one day - on the day, I bid this world goodbye, I hope it is within the thighs of a black woman.
This is a strong idea @Ol0ye . Car owners don't want to remember service dates. They want someone to remember for them.
A subscription garage network only works if every branch can see every car's history.
I can build the system behind it:
• Opens a job card automatically when a car is due
• Tracks spare parts so they're ready before the car arrives
• Sends owners service reminders
• Schedules routine maintenance for every car, at any branch
I've spent 6+ years setting up maintenance systems (SAP) for oil and gas companies, keeping costly equipment running before it breaks down.
I'm currently building a valve maintenance system for engineering firms.
Happy to show you how this would work for your garages. Open to a DM?
There is a babe here that said her husband will beat one guy here too 😂😂😂😂
Make her husband jam Ji-jitsu Champion.
Her eyes go too clear 😂😂😂
I always suspected that all the activism and paparazzi Mr Macaroni was doing in Nigeria was eventually going to serve his personal interests. Now he’s abroad, graduating from a university in London.
What happened to graduating from one of the universities here in Nigeria? Why not stay back and complete your education here?
This is what I find questionable about some of these people. They claim they are fighting for Nigerians, fighting for a better country and demanding that things work, but when it comes to their own lives, they want a completely different arrangement.
So all that noise about fighting for Nigeria, what was it really about? Why rush abroad to graduate when you could have done the same here?
At some point, Nigerians need to ask questions. Is the struggle genuinely about making the country better, or is everyone simply looking out for their own interests?
Mr Macaroni, people are watching
Take it or leave it.