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Okay this is happening 🔥 I don’t have a cadence for making them yet, will find time this week to start recording. Follow along
I should start a series on how I handle sales as a solo technical founder. Closed over $3m in the last 3 years without a playbook and this should be my documentation. Would you want to see the series?
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Prediction: College kids are screwed. I’m changing my mind on AI. It will drive a wedge between the competent and the average that is so wide the average and below average won’t be able to add value in white collar work. Why hire a $100k a year college grad who knows nothing in NYC or San Fran when I can hire an AI native engineer in Colombia for half that? Why hire an analyst when an AI native finance manager in South Africa is half the price and can do 3x the work? Why hire an average sales person in the states for $100k when you can get a South African with Grok bot to be 10x as productive? Global talent + AI is now much much closer to the best talent in America and much better than average talent in America. What are all of these people going to do for work? What do I train my kids to do to make sure they can earn a living?
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GOOD DAY, MR PRESIDENT: NIGERIANS DESERVE ACCOUNTABILITY Good day, Mr President. I congratulate you on spending a night in one of Nigeria’s states outside Lagos and Abuja. I hope you enjoyed the warmth, hospitality, and delicious cuisine of Akwa Ibom, which I am sure is even better than those of the destinations where you have spent over 260 days outside Nigeria since coming into office. I sincerely hope this visit will inspire you to travel to the remaining 33 states of the federation, spend time with the people and, more importantly, explain what your administration has done with the ₦15.8 trillion saved from the removal of fuel subsidy, the over $100 billion you have borrowed, the increased revenues accruing to the government from taxing Nigerians, and the additional government revenues which your administration celebrated last year as having surpassed its target. Nigerians deserve to know how many that were pulled out of poverty within this period, how many out-of-school children were returned to school, and how many functional primary healthcare centres you have built. They also deserve to know how much electricity supply has improved, especially given your promise that if you do not fix power, Nigerians should not vote for you. They deserve an explanation of how you have secured the country, which still ranks among the most terrorised countries in the world. Mr President, Nigerians deserve answers. They deserve to know what has been done with the resources entrusted to your government. The New Nigeria we want to build will be based on accountability, transparency, and the physical, measurable impact of our public resources on the lives of citizens. A new Nigeria is POssible. -PO
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Just seen a TikTok where they asked married men what the hardest thing about being a husband was a s someone said; “Even if you don't talk to each other, you have to leave money for food, your enemy must eat “😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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When I got laid off from Microsoft, I got into a company in Lagos that felt paying 600k naira a month was doing me a favour. I had to take the offer to keep body and soul together. Was there for 6 months until I fell out with the MD and started looking out. That was when I started my training outfit but couldn't quite get traction. Anyway, after leaving this NGO, I spent another 5 months in the wilderness, literally. Ate rejections almost every other day. Was living on the goodwill of friends and relations. Basically wondering what to get out of life. An Antler rep came knocking at the time and was in the process of fast tracking my application to the Antler cohort at Kenya. Guess what? My passport had expired. Ran to go fast track my passport, after a few days emailed the partner but was told it was too late. I remember laying in my room laughing hysterically, mulling to myself, "who I offend?" Thankfully at that time, I applied to Andela and the process started for another 2 months. I got into Andela and my monthly salary was my previous annual salary. This trend continued in a subsequent company. Use am run one or two that year. But the point is, while I was enjoying this new reality, I asked myself, "why did you worry all those times?" In hindsight, there was no reason to. I should have just chilled for 5 months, enjoyed myself. But we are human and can only understand life in hindsight. As long as you believe this it will work out for you: EVERYTHING will turn out better than you expected, just stop worrying.
When it all works out, you'll be so pissed with yourself that you worried so much.
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Netherlands, Germany, Italy, Spain, Sweden, Australia, New Zealand, Portugal, France and Japan - they offer fully funded scholarships I spent my entire day working on this. Here are 300+ universities offering fully funded Master’s scholarships for 2027. In this drive, you’ll find universities offering: • Fully funded scholarships without IELTS requirements, where officially permitted. • Fully funded scholarships accepting Third Class or Second Class Lower degrees, where applicable. • Fully funded scholarships that accept applicants without extensive work experience. I put this together to help more people discover Master’s opportunities they can apply for in 2026 - 2027. drive.google.com/file/d/1etQ…
There's no point in going to the UK for a masters program in 2026. Save your money pls
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There's no point in going to the UK for a masters program in 2026. Save your money pls
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I don't want to quote that original tweet make 200L pikin no use me mop floor this afternoon but there's no congregation of women on this earth that bodies (beauty, wits, humor, intellect) black women. The closest group are the Latinas. And I come to you with sufficient data, data gathered from firstperson investigational studies - Carribean, East Africans, Congolese, Sudanese, Zimbabweaan, Somalians, Ethiopians, Nigerians. The Carribeans were my first introduction to what it means when a woman fucks your mind. Those ones are a different umami. When those ones kiss you, they don't kiss you - they fellowship with your lips. When a black woman is short, she stands out. When she's tall, she stands out. Her dentition stands out. She glistens in the sun. If she's on low cut, she stands out. Braids, locs, all back, moro - she stands out. The smell of coco butter in her hair. Her lip gloss, her choice of dresses - pants, gowns, 2 pieces. She fucking stands out. The black woman has always been my cup of tea. She will always be. The pheromones of a black woman different. There's also a different set of pheromones she gives off when she's ovulating. Have you ever had the loving of a black woman who hasn't been initiated into Komodo dragons? She's different, warm, nurturing, how she pouts when she wants something from you - God saw the blandness in this miserable world and created black women. Her food will nourish your body. Her FOOD will nourish your soul. The whine from the black woman's FOOD is diabolical. Black women have their own flaws but they'll always be my cup of tea. If you like call them loud, intolerant, bitchy - under their tents shall I always pitch. As every man is destined to die one day - on the day, I bid this world goodbye, I hope it is within the thighs of a black woman.
God really did His thing when He created black women.
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Exactly
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For those of us who have never heard of this before .
wedding band effect the best of way to get a job is to be employed few understand this
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Westhanboyz - Some Days
What’s your current on repeat song?
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This is the funniest video I have seen today What is Sawalow😂😂😂😂😂
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I clocked something.. Rent is always paid for, nobody notices that the DSTV subscription hasn’t gone off since, nobody notices that the kids haven’t stayed home since they started schooling, nobody notices how the cooking gas is always filled when it finishes, notice how there’s always light in the house even with the crazy units, there’s always fuel in gen when there’s no light. Nobody appreciates the Man SPECIALLY for all these.. it’s seen as “that’s his job”.. he gets no special props for it. . . . . But the moment you ask why there’s no food in the kitchen and/or why the kitchen is dirty.. It becomes “You think it’s easy to cook and clean, appreciate and support her” Women want appreciation, support and incentives for their roles, while a Man wanting support for his own role is “not Man enough”. + When the Man supports her role, “He’s doing it for his family” When the Woman supports his role, “She’s doing it for HER MAN”(and not for the family) These are the issues… Men need to clock so many things and start speaking up more to regulate these narratives… we can’t continue keeping quiet.. na beg I dey beg una.
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HOW TO RAISE A CHILD WHO ACTUALLY LISTENS THE FIRST TIME. By age, from Japanese practice. 1. Japanese parents rarely raise their voice.
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Guess which marriage is not recognised under the Nigerian and US constitutions? Church wedding! Guess which marriage forbids divorce and remarriage? None! Not even statutory or customary marriage. Guess what type of marriage is recognised in the Bible? Customary! So rest!
How do you even get married as a Pastor and your congregation is not aware of the holy solemnization? Just an announcement of "This is my wife"? Hian, it is well o.
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As someone who’s scaled businesses with SEO (including in crypto) and taken some of the best SEO courses by respected SEO experts in the space - beginner SEO course SEO blueprint by Glen Allsopp - intermediate Clickminded SEO (this gives you the entire toolkit if you work with agencies or B2b) Advanced (more like Technical plus AI SEO) - AI SEO rank academy (Jesse Cunningham) Special mention: Listen to SEO rockstars recordings at Dallas earlier this year
What SEO courses would you recommend for a beginner?
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Try your luck. fal.ai/careers
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If you are looking to travel the world for work, conferences, competitions, summits, volunteering, workshops, education, and more across Pakistan, Nigeria, SA, UAE, Nepal, India, Ghana, the UK, the US, and beyond. I spent hours during the weekend finding companies abroad that are actively hiring and funding and compiled them into one sheet. Application links, eligibility criteria have been added, so all you have to do is review the sheet and apply. drive.google.com/file/d/1zSJ…
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The Canadian economy is getting so bad that even newly landed immigrants are regretting coming here. I work with a Nigerian guy who brought his entire family here for a better life. In this case they found that the grass wasn't greener on the otherside. Suddenly he realized that his wage was only enough to cover his rent. Back home his income was enough to care of the entire family. He spent his first months here starving so his wife and kids could eat. Now his wife needs to work out of necessity instead of focusing on raising their kids. Now distraught both him and his wife are regretting coming here. Worst yet they can't afford to return, they spent their life savings to live in Canada. Stories like these are all too common thanks to the Liberals morally bankrupt policies. Our economy is literally a ponzi scheme preying on newcomers to artificially inflate real estate and rent.
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Two interesting things I discovered this week are: 1. That you can get genuine court affidavits online from the Nigerian Federal High Court. A genuine one, not the ones those roadside people give you. The website has all sorts of affidavits, even ones I didn't know existed. 2. The National Population Commission has a working portal. You can register your newborn online and get a certified birth certificate that is accepted worldwide. You can do all these things without any bureaucracy. For 1, visit: portal.fhc.gov.ng/ For 2, visit: vitalreg-selfservice.nationa… Joseph Adedeji
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