In high school we had a bit we called "The Orb" where at night we put a bunch of glow sticks in a fish bowl in the middle of the road and if a car slowed down to look at it our friend would come out from behind a tree in his gorilla suit
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“source?” my gut feeling, reddit, my intuition, super symbolic dream, and the vibe i got
THREE WEEKS FROM NOW A MAN WILL CONTORT HIMSELF INTO YOUR CHIMNEY AND ENTER YOUR HOUSE IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT ... LEAVE OUT FOOD AND DRINK FOR HIM AND DO NOT ATTEMPT TO LAY EYES ON HIM
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“omg their pinned tweet” “click the profile picture” “look at my header” well no. i come here to scroll and feel like shit. and i refuse to play your games
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I want to shrink bob Mortimer down a considerable amount and play with him like a sylvanian family
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Being in a bad mood is soo humiliating like why am I replying in one word answers this is ruining my brand as a delight to be around I feel so naked without my zest for life
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imagine being on love island and u don’t know how to twerk imagine the panic imagine the anxiety imagine the suicidal ideation
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if i die i want my friends to tell every man i ever talked to that they were my "the one" and i never stopped thinking about them
one more evil act from the grave
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Replying to @PopBase
Imagine mocking someone’s smile when hers lights up every room she’s in. Aimee deserves better
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me knowing that time is arbitrary but people collectively choosing to believe in a fresh start is a beautiful reflection of the optimism of the human spirit









































