I just repeat stuff I see online and I raw-dog the internutz.

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Sacha Baron Cohen is 55yo and has to do a bit he did 30 years ago to pretend he still has Any relevance…
Me movie comin to Prime Video dis Wendesday, it 89 minute long, dere’s 14400 minutes in a day meanin u’ll be able to watch it 161 times a day for de rest of ya lives for free
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#BREAKING: Ex-FBI official weeps in court over charges she lied about Hunter Biden’s laptop.
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Custom made Carhartt jackets is just 🄰
The DSA rolled up to the Hasan Piker event. This is the Democrat Party now.
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Hasan Piker says the federal probe into Ilhan Omar's citizenship is a "paperwork violation" at most. Jonathan Turley: "I wouldn't recommend him as counsel for Omar." "Extortion, bank fraud, tax evasion, those are all, I suppose, paperwork violations. You don't get to just file a new piece of paper." "If they give you citizenship based on something that's not true... they tend to take away your citizenship."
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She is why California has turned into shit. Dumb women who are useful idiots
I voted Democrat in California! Xavier Becerra will carry on Governor Gavin Newsom's great leadership. Don't believe the lies. California is safer because of Democratic policies. We believe in rehabilitation, not incarceration. People make mistakes. Sometimes they make the same mistakes over and over again. Everyone deserves another chance, especially if they pinky swear they won't do it again. šŸ’™šŸ—³ļø
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Eggs are like $2.27. Bananas about $0.41 per pound. But Democrats never let the facts get in the way of a chance to blame those dirty Jews. Fitting that this is how el Sayed closes: lying in service of anti-Semitism.
Abdul El-Sayed blames Israel for the price of your eggs and bananas, even though he knows that higher grocery prices are only due to supply, energy and inflation factors. Shame on anyone voting for a candidate who uses Antisemitic talking points to win an election.
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Judge Bumantay of the Ninth Circuit put his clerks to work crafting a dissenting opinion on the California ballot case that will be the basis for Trump DOJ to continue with this fight against Blue states after the 2026 midterms. The calendar is simply too short to get most Judges -- and most Justices of SCOTUS in my view -- to take the arguments seriously over the next week. But there is a compelling case both legally and factually that California's practices should be the subject of judicial intervention. Since it appears unlikely that Calif is not going to be compelled to segregate illegally cast ballots, the DOJ needs to pivot to post-election day efforts -- aggressively examining the voting in California and pursuing appropriate criminal prosecutions. That's how California wants to play it for its residents. They are unwilling to take steps to save people from violating the law -- now everyone should live with the consequences.
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The bane of the conspiritard. Reasoning.
Andrew Wilson Explains Why The Charlie Kirk Conspiracies Are Nonsense ā€œIt's like a million other ways you could do this way easier. But for some reason, they go right for the maximalist approach.ā€ (Via Jack Neel)
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Clapping dem cheeks
Cleveland pastor introduces her husband’s second wife to the congregation at Lifeworks Church in Cleveland, Ohio 😳
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My word. Think of how many people would have had to put eyes on this before it went out. A league of morons
My advice is to not take advice from people who can’t even spell advice šŸ‘šŸæ
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oh no baby what is you doing
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The Ninth Circuit dismissed the appeal on the basis that it didn't have jurisdiction to hear it yet. It did not dismiss the lawsuit, and it did not issue a ruling on the merits. California voters -- why do you elect idiots like Rob Bonta and Kamala Harris to the highest law enforcement position in the state? Bonta is either lying in this post or he is a certifiable idiot.
BREAKING: The federal court of appeals has just DISMISSED Trump’s lawsuit threatening to disenfranchise thousands of Californians right before the midterm elections Trump’s lawsuit bordered on the absurd and was nothing more than a reckless political stunt This meritless lawsuit has appropriately been thrown out of court
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Then why hasn’t she shown me boobs dammit
You're someone's twitter crush.
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Just got out of the Alexander Brothers sentencing for ā€œsex traffickingā€ (šŸ™„) What an abomination. The judge is a total psycho -- made a random gratuitous reference to Cornell gang rape right before she threw the book at them (30 years) Then she sarcastically said ā€œMazel Tovā€
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Russell Brand’s trial is devastating. Testimony describes him as a rabid animal, demanding sex every few hours from whoever happened to be around, and taking it regardless of consent Brand’s defense is that women knew he was a degenerate maniac, so they should have expected it by being in a room with him (several allege he attacked them in public and tried to drag them into bathroom stalls) This is separate from FIVE disturbing allegations in Channel 4 Dispatches. Brand has zero regard for women as human beings - I can’t even imagine how many victims there truly are Blows my mind that so many people peddle his lunacy portraying him as a truth-telling martyr being smeared by the establishment - and buy his newfound religious hucksterism Makes sense he’s leapt into the movement of sexual offenders and pedophiles, where he belongs (other than prison)
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🚨 Abdul El-Sayed campaigners claim Trump is a pedophile - refuse to condemn Muhammad for having intercourse with a 9 year old. They call intercourse with a 9 year old ā€œdisgustingā€ but then switch up. HIDDEN CAM:
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I for one am shocked to hear that Hugh Hefner was a sexual deviant, I guess it’s true what they say it’s always the ones you least expect
Hugh Hefner’s widow, Crystal, accuses late Playboy founder of rape, incest as she details horrific sex acts trib.al/bKZyMIz
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Her companies are still on the hook. She's wildly overstating this.
I am in the absolute best mood over this Macron dismissal. Feels like a year and a half of my family having to deal with psychotic lies regarding pending bankruptcies, secret accounts and plans to flee the country, has finally come to end. For those of you wondering what happens now with the case, here is a synopsis: You will note the Macrons additionally named two other business entities in their lawsuit: Candace Owens LLC and GeorgeTom Inc. They admitted in our hearing that they were unsure if one or both of these entities housed the podcast and that they would need limited discovery to determine how those businesses run and who runs them. As it turns out, one of the above mentioned entities has absolutely nothing to do with the podcast in any way, shape, or form, so it will be a legal exercise in futility for the couple. In effect, that leaves just one entity. In addition to my personal dismissal, the court also decided in favor of our argument that France’s defamation law should apply. Let me explain to you why that decision deeply impacts matters and was a major point of legal contention; France’s defamation law has a statute of limitation of just 3 months. This means defamation claims time out very quickly. We argued the Macron couple was intentionally forum shopping because being held to France’s 3 months would have naturally expired their claims. We included a briefing from a French legal expert explaining French defamation law. The Macrons did not submit a briefing to counter our arguments, but during oral arguments they suggested that France has a unique statutory law that could, in theory, extend claims up to one year IF the defamation claim pertains to an individual’s sexual orientation or gender. Before ruling on the dismissal pertaining to the remaining entities, the judge is allowing for the Macron couple to submit a supplemental brief, arguing why they believe this case could meet that threshold In his response (see below), the Judge has duly noted our legal expert’s notation that in parallel cases filed by the Presidential couple against other journalists in France, the couple sued under France’s 3 month defamation rule—not the one year statutory. I believe it is worth again noting that the couple is NOT and has never sued anyone for matters pertaining to sex, sexual orientation, or gender (despite intentional media misrepresentations), but rather for defamation related to claims regarding MK Ultra and theft. You are free to read their initial filing against me yourself. So what happens now is the remaining entities and the Macrons submit additional briefings regarding French law and statutes. The judge will then rule on the lingering dismissals.
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FALSE: He is NOT a U.S. citizen. @ICEgov arrested Felibi Biladi Siagha-Coke on January 5.Ā Ā He is an illegal alien from Jamaica with previous convictions of assault with a deadly weapon, domestic violence, and insurance fraud. Siagha-Coke was previously issued a U.S. Passport based on a FRAUDULENT birth certificate that was revoked following an investigation, and his applications for a citizenship certificate have been denied multiple times. An immigration judge ordered Siagha-Coke removed from the United States on April 14 — he will remain in ICE custody pending removal and will continue to receive due process. Under @POTUS Trump and Secretary Mullin, if you break the law, you will face the consequences.
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