inexplicably jacked game developer | ex-@lolesports, @CallofDuty, @PlayDauntless, @Twitch, 🇦🇺 | dm me to join beginner LGBT+ martial arts classes
Vancouver, British Columbia
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my body is a machine that turns
hearts into broken hearts,
including my own
and bones into broken bones
not including my own
someone once called me a fae trap, designed to delightfully ensnare them
but in a pinch, a bear trap will do
and coyotes lose their legs in those
now bite
ALT a woman with biceps in the gym, her arms are very large and sexy and muscular
i almost never quote tweet anyone who shows up in my replies but 'fat men cause gayness' is one of the most hilarious things i've ever had someone say to me
truly brilliant levels of posting, thank you
i had a friend in my 20s who was a spreadsheet nerd
2am at the taxi line outside the club he'd tell women he had an apartment nearby and ask if they wanted to come home with him
he tracked it all in excel, it got a girl to go home with him just less than 40% of the time
when i teach self-defense focused classes, we repeatedly drill that if someone grabs you, hit them quickly and painfully as possible until they let go
you don't want anything that happens after that
class is on tonight by the way. 5:30 - 7:30pm downtown vancouver. dm for info
he grabs her and within seconds he's dropped her on the concrete and fallen on top of her, then drops her again
if you're a woman and a man does this to you, he's likely bigger and stronger than you. that's okay - even big strong men have soft parts. if they're touching you they've taken your personal safety and have rescinded their right to their own
at that distance, elbows to the face and head, punch his balls repeatedly, grab them and twist and pull. women often are extremely capable of neutralizing a man who grabs them, but for a variety of social factors (including just straight up fear) they don't apply it. a person being violent toward you against your will has revoked their right to safety, and men tend to learn about consent very quickly when they're being touched in a way they don't like
i think it would be cool if Senna utilized some of the team-targeting code for Renata Glasc, go full Ana (OW) autoing allies to heal them
bonus chaos points if you make this work on all allied units so you can mess with last hits
@drewlevin is seven years enough for a VGU?
this is real. think about your favorite games. almost all of them present some form of friction. it's essential to the way they feel and the way they make you feel
friction isn't necessarily bad. it's something to overcome and it's vital for us or you become billionaire-stupid
using this thread to catalogue people talking authoritivatively about game development that are actually just tech bros
they get one point for the claim, one for the tone of resenting real creators, and a bonus point if they’re hiding in the future like this one
bonus point awarded for resentment
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using this thread to catalogue the “AI in gamedev” guys who aren’t developers and are just selling something
selling something
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It’s good for Tim to talk about all this publicly. Us devs have been in the trenches being assaulted by AI haters in games. The discussion is over. Stop fighting it. No one is lesser because of it. Let’s make games and stop attaching morals to how they are made. People just want to create. Let us cook.
one time a cop asked me how sensitive was my radar detector, when i said “i dont have a radar detector” he smirked and said “what’s that then?”
and pointed at the turbo timer
really jarring to leave the 'flash level 1 and dance' aram matchmaking cohort and move into the 'five people flash on someone dancing' cohort
oh cool they keep wiping us and then running into the fountain and not ending. we are hostage in the game. cool cool cool
