My four year-old boy said: "Mommy I miss you so much. My heart hurts like a baby elephant whose mom was poached." It literally felt an arrow in my heart. I went outside and walked and felt like I am going to war all over again to get home. Because I am. 📸 from 3.5 years ago

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A@lxthrdgNov 5

sexting, 2026: ‘so what are your government sanctioned interests and kinks?’

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liv | ceo of fenrook · Nov 6, 2026 · 1:01 AM UTC

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liv | ceo of fenrook@livixdrusillaNov 6

The UK government, for some reason:

𝗂𝗏𝖺𝗇@lovedfangsNov 5

I bet you're naked under your clothes pervert

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. · Nov 5, 2026 · 12:36 PM UTC

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.@conorkebabNov 5

this being just how gays greet each other

alex ⋆˙⟡ all's fair spoilers@digitalvrrsNov 4

this was absolute gold. the voice she does 😭 #allsfair

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Chris · Nov 5, 2026 · 5:06 PM UTC

Chris@chrischreeNov 5

Now why did I think this was a 9 episode season wtf do you mean there’s only one episode left fuck SAKE

Marvel Studios

@MarvelStudiosNov 5

One Vision. One moment. One final surprise. Don’t miss the season finale of Marvel Television’s #VisionQuest, streaming Tuesday at 6PM PT only on Disney+.

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Ada is a girl💗 · Nov 5, 2026 · 8:59 AM UTC

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Ada is a girl💗

@faveda12Nov 5

microsoft?? i’m never leaving this app😭

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@telegramNov 4

i can’t believe bill gates named that company after his penis

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Criminalsimpsons · Nov 4, 2026 · 2:33 PM UTC

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Criminalsimpsons

@CriminalsimpsonNov 4

Greensboro Police Department

@GSO_PoliceNov 2

If your cocaine dealer shorted you and didn’t supply you with the full amount of product, contact us at 336-373-2222 to file an official complaint.

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Jordanreviewsittt · Nov 4, 2026 · 6:06 PM UTC

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Jordanreviewsittt

@jordanreviewsitNov 4

Wtf they just updated my calendar at work

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Chris · Nov 5, 2026 · 11:06 AM UTC

Chris@chrischreeNov 5

This is honestly one of the most intense episodes I’ve watched like jesus christ

@suttonsroller@suttonsrollerNov 5

oh Angie girl... #RHOSLC

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Brat 💚 · Nov 4, 2026 · 5:18 PM UTC

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Brat 💚@__LoMayneNov 4

😭 I actually hate how funny this is

Mr. Make It Happen@SupportThaNawfNov 4

We have to say “Mississippi” after each number

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Chris · Nov 4, 2026 · 11:14 PM UTC

Chris@chrischreeNov 4

I cannot fucking BREATHE 😭😭🤣

Livy

@LivyuwuxNov 4

craziest video on the internet 💀

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Chris · Nov 4, 2026 · 11:09 PM UTC

Chris@chrischreeNov 4

Marvel I’m so serious stop being cowards and GET IMAN VELLANI BACK ON OUR SCREENS AS MS MARVEL NOT ON THIS FUCK ASS PODCAST AJFKDBELVKDLHF

Marvel Studios

@MarvelStudiosNov 4

Paul Bettany, James Spader, Ruaridh Mollica, and showrunner Terry Matalas sit down with Iman Vellani and Frank Alvarez for the VisionQuest Official Podcast. Watch on Disney+, Marvel's YouTube, or listen wherever you get your podcasts, on November 10 at 6PM PT.

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ruth · Nov 4, 2026 · 12:29 PM UTC

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ruth@tomwambswifeNov 4

“they elected a trans woman!!” “that’s great!” “in alabama”

Pop Base

@PopBaseNov 4

Allison Montgomery has won Alabama's State House District 25 election, flipping the seat from Republican to Democratic. She becomes the first transgender woman to be elected to the Alabama Legislature.