Shouty angry IT security drunk. Stage IV bowel cancer which is crappy. May be imminently fucked. Also I've written a book and am working on more.
Directly above the earths core
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We all do CM... This one is for you @clappymonkey, #GetWellSoon... Best wishes from all of at @nullcon Dasham and @Owaspseasides :-) β at Sasashti, India
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Are you ready for the #WorldRubByHackers 10KM at @nullcon Dasham? This special edition is Dedicated to our Beloved @clappymonkey and also a fund Raiser for @null0x00 Community :)
Details and Registration at : goo.gl/71Wbn1
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Jacob Rees-Mogg has a message for the Common People π§ π©
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Short update without going into too much detail about BitFi:
We have root access, a patched firmware and can confirm the BitFi wallet still connect happily to the dashboard.
There are NO checks in place to prevent that like claimed by BitFi.
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This video required Super Mario sound FX, not commentary...
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Weβve been quiet lately, but weβre getting really close to launching our latest database integration! We canβt say who it is, but hereβs a sneak peek
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The editor of this Ukrainian website was killed for exposing top-level corruption, his head found separately from his body. Journalists live in a different reality from that of rich ignoramuses who try to teach them how to write. xitter.cf/elonmusk/status/100007β¦
Turns out Pravda.com is actually owned by Ukraine. For some reason, Russia didnβt bother to correct me β¦
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I always get pretty depressed when I see old union cartoons from the late 19th century that are still super relevant to today, like this one
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βMr. Zuckerberg, a magazine i recently opened came with a floppy disk offering me 30 free hours of something called America On-Line. Is that the same as Facebook?β
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βMy children have grey skin, poor hair, poor teeth, they are thinner.β
Headteachers describe:
- starving pupils filling pockets with food
- in-school food banks
- in-school washing machines for families too poor to wash uniforms.
In Britain. In 2018.
bbc.com/news/education-43611β¦
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After the Silmarillion he opened a corner shop in Deptford
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"CORPORATIONS ARE SPYING ON US"
"Have you considering using alternatives?"
"They aren't as good!"
"Help fund them? Make them better?"
"NO WHAT WE NEED IS GOVERNMENT TO SOLVE THIS PROBLEM WITH REGULATION AND LAWS AND POLICE"
This is a terrifying narrative.
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your lab coat and your gloves are both the wrong size, your gloves aren't tucked, your hair is loose in an environment with moving machinery and burners and you're holding a pour off at mouth level without any kind of a face shield, nice going science genius
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Lest we forget: dailymail.co.uk/news/articleβ¦ β at Lambeth, London
