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4.98-star Uber passenger

Perth, Western Australia
Joined March 2009
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god i miss when i could just buy something and it wouldn't generate 50 fucking emails in my inbox
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Brisbane should challenge the ban on the grounds that he was actually concussed.
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Replying to @Variety
Ed Sheeran's statement on Macklemore is one of the most cowardly and pathetic things you will ever read from a celebrity. I didn't think he could make this worse for himself after yesterday but he managed to do it with this spineless statement.
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Why the fuck would you want to water this down with a shorter quarter? #AFLFreoCats #AFLFinals
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watching a cat video and it autoscrolls to an angle of 9/11 not even the 3 letter agencies have seen
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6PR sync feature available for today’s call of Freo and Port. Game in the balance at half time. Behind the mic with Will Schofield and Dave Mundy on expert comments. Turn your TV down and your radio up and easily sync up the call with the pictures through the app
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To accuse the ABC of anti-Israel bias you would have to be untethered from material reality, drowning in your own victim complex, and compulsively gaslighting. The ABC's pro-genocide bias has been overt and disgusting.
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Haha how good is footy
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Pretty sure that’s a “fuck that’s good” #AFLdogsfreo
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As it stands Port Adelaide is expecting Zak Butters to head to the tribunal to contest alleged umpire abuse. Understand the club believes there’s a possible breakdown in communication. The use of the word pay or paid in relation to a free kick, could mistakenly be heard to be questioning umpire Foot’s integrity. Butters adamant no inappropriate language was used @7NewsAdelaide @7AFL
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Replying to @JoshGarlepp
go woke, don't choke
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I love Alex Pearce
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I was feeling polemical, so for this week's review, I articulated my worries about the effect of the recent set of rule changes. That, plus clips, graphs, statistical nuggets, and recommended reading from friends of the newsletter. onepercenters.net.au/p/has-t…
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Remember when the cops charged a disabled woman for accidentally pocket dialling a jewish woman a few months ago
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Never to truer sign as to the retarded Australian media brane that they give more prominence on their front page to dawn fraser lending her name to a call for a RC than to the events in Venezuela.
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this is the happiest day of all the worst people in this country’s life. They are licking their lips. mass death and murder gets folded as easily into their grift as crypto and AI. buckle up.
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Ok I know Shannon is driving Sage up a wall, but I am living for how much seething resentment is in this dynamic 😂 #Survivor49
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Might be time for the NBA to get out of bed with sports gambling companies.
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Checking in on Bluesky again
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