Hot Eats, Cool Tweets. He/him/his.
Vancouver, BC
Joined August 2009
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Colin Sharp retweeted
RIP D’Angelo, don’t even know what to say. Three timeless albums, each one an incredible expansion of his sound—a peerless, flawless discography. It wouldn’t even be crazy to say he released the best album of the 90s, the 2000s, and the 2010s. One of our greatest artists.
Colin Sharp retweeted
It’s funny how phones have made clock towers obsolete. Like now I can just google images of clock towers whenever I want
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I like twitter because I am a natural born contrarian. When people say things my natural instinct is like “that’s so dumb and wrong!” and Twitter is the only place where that gives me like a 90% hit rate.
Colin Sharp retweeted
“there’s gen pop in arkham they just don’t show it” is genuinely one of the funniest things i’ve ever heard in my entire life
Colin Sharp retweeted
Meet the New Centrist Democrat Copying Zohran Mamdani
This is incredible @heycappello
Colin Sharp retweeted
I used to run a comedy show in San Francisco with a few friends. One of them did a 10 min bit about how bad Third Eye Blind was. Then she was like “ok I feel mean. But it’s not like Stephen Jenkins is here.” From the audience a man goes “yes he is.” And it’s Stephen Jenkins.
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Colin Sharp retweeted
i can see how you would come to this conclusion if your job didn't require you to ever be correct
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i've seen more and more canadians refer to toques as "beanies", to which i say: have some fucking respect for yourself
Colin Sharp retweeted
Conclave but it's about the Oscar voting process and trying to prevent Emilia Perez from getting elected Best Picture
Colin Sharp retweeted
damn, have the democrats tried doing anything to make college less prohibitively expensive...maybe even free? seems like something that could be really good for them.
Colin Sharp retweeted
“Young men need a space where they can act traditionally masculine.”
Mosh pits.
“And express their emotions in a healthy way.”
Mosh pits.
“Where they can find community.”
Mosh pits.
“Somewhere they can gain a basic understanding of consent.”
*STARTS DOING WINDMILLS*
Colin Sharp retweeted
If I were at that restaurant it wouldn't have gone down like that
