Co-founder Cracked. Co-host Daily Zeitgeist. Head of Comedy iHeart

Hollywood, Los Angeles
Joined March 2009
I endorse this comparison for the simple reason that nobody has ever seemed more destined to die on the toilet
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not him writing a birthday post to himself 😭😭
Happy Birthday my one, @per_asp3ra You are electric sunsets. You are auroras. You are breathtaking waterfalls. You are the sweetest dessert. You are the rays of light. You are all that is divine. You are simply awe inspiring. Happy birthday my love. I am loving you beyond space and time. Everything is for you. It always will be.
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one thing i’ve noticed about key & peele…why did he have to have hair for this?
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Laughing roguishly, then taking a perfect Robin Hood shot with my bow that misses the nobleman’s purse by 12 feet and hits a sandwich sign spinner in the chest
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This one's going triple platinum in the Philly sports group chats
phrases to make you more elegant and feminine
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Obviously funny because the Titanic sank but even if it didn't sink I would wager they could turn it around within the span of a night.
JD Vance on the economy: "You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
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This is Jon Husted. The man whose body is driving trump crazy:
Trump on Jon Husted: "I'm studying his body. I've never studied the body of a man before. It's not my thing. Nothing wrong with it, of course. But it's never been my thing. But I looked at his ass. I said, 'His ass, shit, it's like a pile of muscle.' Then I looked at his legs and I said, 'Man, his feet are big.'"
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Replying to @hassanrahim
they're trying to cut open the bird to find the song
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My pet peeve? Well that’d have to be people walking around talking about guns in a way that suggests they think I sold all of my gun
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Love this little diva, and the men they keep cutting away to who can barely keep from breaking into a full body Footloose warehouse dance
POV: You told a rude Québécois kid who gave you grief for daring to speak English that fries are better with ketchup than as poutine, so now he's folk-dancing to defend the village's honour.
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ashing my nature valley bar out the window like a cigarette
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“Your child’s assignment is in ParentVue. Have you checked Canvas? The homework is in EduSpot. The grades are available on Teacherly. I mentioned this in the WhatsApp group. It was literally sent to your comcast dot net email address. Canvas has it for you. It’s in Canvas.”
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Please view and retweet this trailer for this documentary about Elon Musk that can’t purchase advertising on this website.
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this is one of my favorite videos ever on the internet
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Calling it “X”
I know I got cancelled for it but I stand firm that X is back. This platform is where the most influential people post about tech, media, business.
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Woo!
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Any sentimentality about capitalism is a fool's errand, but the end of Hollywood - and that is what we're witnessing, regardless of what happens with Paramount - is more than sentimentality. For a hundred years, the movies did what Harper Lee said of mockingbirds - they “don’t do one thing but make music for us to enjoy. They don’t eat up people’s gardens, don’t nest in corncribs, they don’t do one thing but sing their hearts out for us.” Hollywood didn't poison our rivers or use up our resources; it paid its employees better than almost any industry, its product (for most of those 100 years) could be afforded by almost anyone. Movies were at the center of our public sphere, our greatest export, the greatest argument for our way of life. As Frank Capra put it, “No saint, no pope, no general, no sultan, has ever had the power that a filmmaker has; the power to talk to hundreds of millions of people for two hours in the dark.” To know that power is going away, that Hollywood has been destroyed from within - by the greed and incompetence of people with no understanding of creativity, who have reduced this miracle of communication to the terrible word "content" - is crushing for those of us who've lived our fortunate lives in this business. Of course the business will go on churning out content - and some of it will still be great - but it will never be what it was, and my heart goes out to so many younger people who will never realize that dream of holding audiences spellbound for two hours in the dark.
Leaks out of David Ellison's inner circle said the CEO would take his Paramount ball and leave California if state Attorneys General didn’t back off on their antitrust suit to stop the $111 billion merger with Warner Bros Discovery. And now it looks like the ball really is in play. After over 100 years, Paramount brass have told key officials and stakeholders the company “deadly serious” about leaving California and the home of Hollywood. Full details here: deadline.com/2026/09/paramou…
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My dog when I ask what they have in their mouth
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The one element of private equity that feels under discussed is its almost always a race to see how much money can be stolen before the market corrects. You have a product people love and trust (Jersey Mike) and you exploit the love for it. People will eventually revolt but not before someone gets rich. The lie outpaces the discovery (hey the product is shit, used to love this) just fast enough. The brand gets wrecked, and the vampire squid moves on to its next host. Intentionally enshitifying things people love might as well be financial cancer.
Wendy's and Jersey Mike's have gotten worse — and @stavvybaby knows why: "It's getting s***tier because some d***head who's never f***ing spread mayo in his life decided, 'Oh no, actually, instead of a sandwich, this is now a commodity.'"
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asked my bf if he thought anyone was like fuck it let's have sex in the towers when they realized they couldn't get out and he said that's not what they're asking us to remember
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The entire city of San Francisco is spooked and on edge due to AI safety shit, it’s insane how much it’s bleeding into my everyday life. Like I was at my bus stop and I notice a guy looking really stressed out so I said hey, are you worried about misaligned AI too? He took out an AirPod and said “what?” So I said you know stuff like agent swarms, AI escaping RL sandboxes, existential risk. He paused his Barstool podcast and said “sorry, what? What are you talking about?” Just the mention of this stuff made him too anxious to speak, I think. So I said I know man, what?! is my reaction to all this too, and then asked him what his p(doom) is. He then said “dude is this some gay thing or something because I have no fucking clue what you’re asking me” then he got on the bus. People are not handling all this news well. It’s really affecting us. All of us.
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