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u get the bag and fumble it, i get the bag and flip it and tumble it
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Yall was drunk driving
gen z is on tik tok asking millennials how we got home from a night out if we didn’t have uber lmao i don’t even remember omg
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Girls grew up reading hardy boys and percy jackson and now are being told boys don't read coz there's not enough male protags. Be fr
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wow banana
I made a minion version of pinkpantheress 🍌 (no ai used)
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why do certain apps think they can pause my music you're nothing and no one
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Reminder: You don’t need to wear a cape and costume, or have billions to your name to be a super hero.
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Spongebob was a very strange bisexual man on adderal. Out of control.
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Fabulous little shibboleth for the American new-right, where basically every person in the country came together to enjoy something delightful together, and the right *immediately* made it about race-mixing and wanting to have sex with teenage girls.
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that would somehow make it even worse with all of the weird flirting they did on stream 😭
the funniest possible Klein/11 development would be that Tamara wasn’t even the one Ethan was cheating with
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yall she's gonna commit a crime...
Jeremy Allen (Wolverine) and Ayo Edebiri spotted in Los Angeles sharing a moment.
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why is instagram putting a discover people section when i try to view my own profile 😭 that shit is ugly DELETE
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Both of you had sex, but it’s one person that’s the whore. Lol. You’re not serious
University is really a breading ground for whores. Cause tell me why this fresher I just started texting just this afternoon, agreed to come to my place. We've had sex more than twice now and yes she's very legal+. Plus she's been in school for just 2weeeks. 😭
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he's just like me
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dude from deftones sounds like he in the studio playing with his nipples
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I think MAGA Hispanics have to be the dumbest mfs ever.
THIS IS WHY I DON'T WANT OUT OF STATE PPL MOVING HERE!!!!
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ITS PRONOUNCED TEJAS
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Unfortunately there is still a huge red plague in the Latino community and nothing is going to save those dumbasses
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u gotta eat breakfast immediately after taking vyvanse or adderall before all food starts looking like this
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Without her intervention we’d have a freeway named after Charlie Kirk like it really is so scary out here
Katie Hobbs has won re-election as governor in Arizona, defeating Republican Andy Biggs. (via NBC)
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h3 downfall, blue wave, and first trans woman elected in ALABAMA OMFG WOKE IS SO BACK 😭
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Allison Montgomery has won Alabama's State House District 25 election, flipping the seat from Republican to Democratic. She becomes the first transgender woman to be elected to the Alabama Legislature.
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