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Salty and Sweet... just a touch of bitterness. https://teapaw.org/t.co/KZ50y4gmOa

Joined December 2008
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*Wakes up from 57 years of hypersleep *Hits snooze
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Great to see this documentary come out. It’s about time an iconic actor got his due. Gunnar was the drive-in baddie from my formative years.
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Always the Bridesmaid of Frankenstein, never the Bride.
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You think your life is hard?! I haven’t had carbs since two prime ministers ago
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If Musk buys Twitter I’m moving to Canada
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Visiting England in 2019: “we only have red sauce or brown sauce.” Visiting in 2022: “This restaurant only serves dipping sauces, here’s the list.”
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If we storm Diane Sawyer’s house they can’t stop all of us.
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Staff: Want this t-shirt? Me: No, it sucks. Staff: What if it's shot from a cannon? Me: (already fighting some stranger) I NEED IT!
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If you put an E at the end of Cinnabon it sounds way more sexy.
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oh no my nacho cheese!
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Know your worth. $3 seems steep for your nudes
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I make pasta for 34 people regardless of how many people I’m cooking for
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One day you're dressing slutty and the next day you're like, ohhh this mumu has pockets and you order 10.
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I’ve been asked for boob pictures before but I’ll have to admit, request of me in a tub with a fish is a new one
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Don’t have anything to promote, but please check out @LuvPugFDN. She is an amazing human that helps animals ❤️
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Ahh, yes, the old I'm not going to get the vaccine but hold on, I'm late to my appointment to get botulism injected into my face, story.
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The Mona Lisa is smiling like that because she's thinking about eating pizza.
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I’ve accidentally sent my mum picture of my boobs so I followed it up with medical questions and booked a mammogram
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My 17 & I discussing the different PRIDE flags. She explains the ones I’m unfamiliar with. After, I say, “Wow. I don’t know how you keep them all straight.” Without missing a beat, she says, “you’re not supposed to keep them ‘straight’, Mom. That’s kinda the whole point.” 😂🏳️‍🌈
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I love good and kind people. I kill them last.
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